Any of ya’ll purchasing the Jackhammer 3000????

[Positive Poster]

We finally have our own rose

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

Someone will throw on a VR headset and put that on.

In the future there will be videos that match up with your "device" and time the rhythm of the "device" to video.

This is how humanity will go extinct.

Bruh they already have that.. it’s called “the handy”
Don’t ask me how I know

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Son Goku]

All you cats that hate women, this is the PERFECT gift for you. Now, you don't have to intimidate them into having sex by displaying a gun on the nightstand.

The random stray like he threatened ole girl with.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

I'll wait for the 40 series to drop

 

[Serious]

I mean.......somebody has to volunteer as tribute.........that shyt looks risky.......there's gone be so many rips and road rash taking place by cats that went with the cheap lube........gone be having that ass meat skin graft

@PAWG Life

 

[shutterguy]

What!!! And give up my prestigious yet slutty sexdolls?

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Machines are replacing hand jobs? (Don’t even ask me how).

 

[Uncle Trill]

Edit: bytch what you mean we need help. Whys everything OK when it caters to women but when some shyt caters to men suddenly we need help and its weird.

You don't see us making a fuss when yall fukking yourselves with dikkmaster 3000's with extra vibration and rotating tops.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Indians and Japanese dudes gonna sell these out.

 

[I love Latina women]

@PAWG Life

Hell no

 

[Stir Fry]

I'm holding out for a more compact model because.... reasons

 

[Sterling Archer]

 

[mag357]

Edit: bytch what you mean we need help. Whys everything OK when it caters to women but when some shyt caters to men suddenly we need help and its weird.

You don't see us making a fuss when yall fukking yourselves with dikkmaster 3000's with extra vibration and rotating tops.

Word... I'm like da fuk this bytch talking bout.

nikkaz ain't really got many sex toy options.
bytches got all kinds of weird looking shyt.
You go into a bytch closet, she got a 2 foot dildo, a rose, a bullet and one of them shyts that look like a gotta damn microphone

 

[Spence]

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