Any of yall be shoplifting like that?

[Maliciouslarynx]

Only stole cheap miscellaneous shyt when younger. Candy or headphones (I wouldn't even steal the expensive ones). I remember one time me and a couple homes tried stealing a couple jerseys and hats from a shop in the mall and when we got out the store a nikka came running behind us like .

Me & Homies:

The 1 who had the shyt on him when we were caught had to go down to the station and have his mom pick him up. That didn't end well. I can actually do time if caught now so that pretty much keeps me from doing it even if I feel I could get away with it. Thought about stealing a beanie last christmas while at walmart. Walked around for an hour trying to build courage, said fukk it and put it back. I aint about that life no more

 

[qaws23]

i shoplift every brehs

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I was never a big shoplifter but recently I been getting a rush from that shyt on some

the feeling of boosting something you can afford

When i was younger i pulled off some incredible shyt. I loved the adrenaline rush. I dont anymore tho, never been busted and i wont start now lol. It aint wavy catching petty charges as an adult.

 

[1thouwow]

nah shyt was never for me

my homies were on that back in highschool though.. bringing their beater kicks to athlete's world and walkin out with a fresh pair of jays on

had to make a few requests after a while

when i worked at kmart somebody did that with a pair of shaqs

 

[newarkhiphop]

Some cats in Detroit hit a truck and got a few 100 MacBooks a few months ago. Apple tracked down every MacBook and had all the info on whatever had been done on it. Had nikkas Facebook info emails and all that. Cops called like bring the computer to the police station or you'll have a warrant for your arrest in 3 days.

lol o yea these guys gonna get caught too, they already caught the dude who work security and let them in, they just waiting on ppl start activating some of these ipads

 

[The Nigerian]

They need to move them sh!ts overseas.

 

[Demon]

Dont do that shyt no more. Imagine going to jail and having to tell people you're in there for shoplifting You'll be considered food right away.

Now the most I'll do is eat the expensive ass beef jerky and beef nuggets and sausages and salami pieces when i walk around the grocery store.

When I was a teenager though My whole collection of dvds didnt have cases because of the way I obtained them

 

[C-NICE]

Me and my homeboys used to set up schemes on wal mart especially when the xbox used to red ring used to buy a xbox switch it out with books or something and take the ***** back with the

 

[Demon]

 

[Born2BKing]

Used to do that shyt for the rush of it a few years back. Got old though

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

My live-in ex girl is a fukking kleptomaniac. Yesterday we went to Walmart and she stuff a bunch of outfits and hats and miscellaneous shyt into her stolen blue wal-mart bag and hello kitty purse. That shyt scares the fukk outta me. I be thinking I'll be brought in with her ass. The fukked up thing is she thinks she's inconspicuous; man, shyt be SO obvious. Like she will literally bring in a cart and walk out with a cart full and no one will say shyt.

The worst part is she hits more than one store. She will go to CVS, leave, go to Food Lion, cop and leave, and then go to Wal-mart.

One time we went to pick up a bunch of food for the week at Wal-mart. She copped a bunch of jeans and put them in her purse; but then she walked away to get something and came back after I finished paying for the food.
Well, I left a pair of earrings and a pack of hotdogs in the cart by mistake and walked out without paying. Man, this fukking guy pulls up in a car as we are walking out of the Wal-mart on some you left a pack of hotdogs and a pair of earrings at the bottom of your cart. I'm an off-duty cop. You want to go to jail for shoplifting?

My girl played it off and I was like "why the fukk would I steal a pack of hotdogs ?" He said he didn't think I did it on purpose, but that he was just letting us know that we forgot. Man, all he had to do was ask her to open her purse and we would have been busted.

I was beyond pissed at her. One of the many reasons we aren't together anymore

Back when i went to morehouse, i was broke. Not really knowing about selling shyt etc, i was surviving off 20 bones a week. What? Thats honeybun and loose cigarette money; so living on that budget and learning how to make money off what i smoke, i went in kroger on martin luther king dr and lifted abig pack claritins, which i have to take everyday. shyt was easy and had me on some ray liotta goodfellas swag. So i got accumstomed to it. The 7th time i got caught. That was my first visit to wright st but not my last.

40 hours of community service at the georgia council of aging, by georgia state. Most of the time i would walk and cross those big tracks by the georgia dome. Give me time to think and embrace the city. Time to smoke and think and embrace the aesthetical beauty of the city.

*needs to know more details of the plan*

*eats food while talking*

*says nothing*

*the bytches swoon at the screen*

huh?

Off the top of my head we will need a Boesky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, 2 Jethros, and a Leon Sphinx.....


And not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald EVER.....
You think you can get the money to back this?

Only stole cheap miscellaneous shyt when younger. Candy or headphones (I wouldn't even steal the expensive ones). I remember one time me and a couple homes tried stealing a couple jerseys and hats from a shop in the mall and when we got out the store a nikka came running behind us like.

Me & Homies

The 1 who had the shyt on him when we were caught had to go down to the station and have his mom pick him up. That didn't end well. I can actually do time if caught now so that pretty much keeps me from doing it even if I feel I could get away with it. Thought about stealing a beanie last christmas while at walmart. Walked around for an hour trying to build courage, said fukk it and put it back. I aint about that life no more

:deadgirl:

An hour?

 

[ThugLife]

Ive probably stole millions of dollars worth of goods since i was 3

 

[Danie84]

I only shoplifted once; in elementary school, I stoled a little Debbie zebra cake from the corner store.

 

[BamdaDon]

I use to hit Macy's so sick it was getting old. I had a receipt for like 300 and one Polo shirt that they forgot to take the tag off of. So I would literally hit two Macy's a week, walk in with the Polo shirt in the bag and the old receipt like I was doing the exchange and just take everything on the receipt and walk out. I just keep it to a couple items so it wouldn't be a felony. I must have wore a new fit for almost a whole year in college dumb ass hoes thought I was ballin like . Then I would sell it after I wore it for club money lol low life shyt is for the birds though.

 

[LinusCaldwell]

Looks like your intelligence matches your rep: both are in the negative.