Annoying things about being muscular

[Champ_KW]

Being asked by family members who haven't seen you in awhile to "make a muscle"
Getting no help bringing the groceries in (wife just hops outta the car and won't even grab the bag with the bread in it)
Being somewhere or doing something that isn't unusual for you to take your shirt off, but being told "you're just trying to show off" when you do
Catching more men looking at you than women
Women being touchy feely
My daughters not realizing just how heavy they are and expect me to carry/pick them up/catch them all the time

 

[Deafheaven]

Better to be ripped

That dad bod wave needs yhe bushes tho

Problem with the cut look these insecure harlots think you too into youtself for them. Its mostly true

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Cats always watching you in the gym to see how "strong" you "really" are,then hit you with the if you disappoint

Cats in the gym striking up random conversations with you

nikkas always assuming you on roids

nikkas always thinking you eat super healthy

Not wanting to wear a tight shirt because you feel as if you showing off

nikkas playing tough until you give em the then they hit you with the my bad big guy

 

[unit321]

I am on my way down (osteoarthritis) and shrinking, but I had people think I was on the juice and make comments like I was on it or something.
I'm like, if I was on the juice, I would be much larger.

I have to tailor my suits. I can't wear cool looking clothing, like a motorcycle jacket, because my back is way too wide.

 

[Bunchy Carter]

Motherfukkers always asking you to pick something up

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

yall really complaining about being swole?

 

[Originalgangsta317]

yall really complaining about being swole?

You aint swole tho,so get lost

 

[Big Mel]

If I'm at my biggest (215-ish) I feel a bit cumbersome. Also when that big if I flex a random muscle, usually pecs, during daily activities sometimes it feels like it's about to be strained.

And I HATE muscle talk with meathead zombies at the gym. It's awful.

 

[At30wecashout]

Where to start...

-Fat women became the boldest ones (not necessarily rotund, Clefable looking women, but a lot of Snorlax types)and they feel entitled on some
"You look like a man that can handle all of this." In fact, this was said to me once:rocky:

-I was always pretty in the face, and as I inched closer to 190, the crossing of the street, stopping to let me walk ahead,etc.

-People approach with kid gloves. I dress pretty preppy, so I don't think I give off a thug vibe, but people come at me like I am a time-bomb.

-Girls freely touching my arm and chest in slick waysIt wouldn't be so bad if they didn't try to pretend they weren't doing what they were doing.
When I was skinny, girls talked to me in more reserved fashion. Got bigger? They laugh, they have to touch my arm or chest, the friendly ab-poke is frequent,
squeezing my tricep while asking me questions, etc.

-Dudes asking me about workout routines. I don't mind it so much, but since a lot of people seem to jump into the gym to do curls and benchpress, they won't heed
my advice anyway.

- Dudes trying to clown my 15 1/2 inch arms. If you are less than 15% bodyfat and have 15 inch arms, especially at 5'7, 15+ looks HUGE. I didn't think so until it was a pretty
common compliment. Big arms don't mean shyt with no definition. I have that in spades, but people wanna talk that shyt

-Women commenting on my ass. It's huge, it always was, but squats made my shyt blowuptuate. They stare in lines and whatnot, and if I put anything
in my pockets, you can see them very vividly, especially the back pocket.

-My dikk, already a 1% in size, shows no matter the pants I wear. My big ass quads help put a print on my shyt, and since most of my jobs have had me
wearing dress pants, I literally could not hide it, and coworkers would look regularly. I thought it was cool at first till I had a whole conversation with a petite
blonde thing who kept looking at it while I was lifting boxes.

Your penis not looking impressive because your quads are big.

:blacknerdlost:This. Goddamn, this.

 

[semtex]

^^Those first three bullet points
All the damn time

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

You aint swole tho,so get lost

Bet i'm bigger than you chump

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Bet i'm bigger than you chump

Hell naw

 

[jerniebert]

When I go out with my wife she catches girls staring and then I got hear about how you're going to leave me now that your all buffed.

 

[live it to the limit]

-Having to overcome the meathead stereotype that most people place on you before you ever open your mouth

-Chicks thinkin they got the green light to grab my ass in clubs/bars....but if it were the other way around I'd be catching sexual assault charges

Women actually touch your butt? That's crazy

 

[Deafheaven]

Women actually touch your butt? That's crazy

my girl touches my butt