Andrew Schulz: Mark Zuckerberg Has an Ugly Wife, Billionaires Can Do Better

[Champagne Kudo]

I fukk with Charlamagne but not this dude. He's always come off as corny af to me since I first saw him on guy code

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

I'm not giving this CAC 10 minutes of my time; but to piggyback what @TZiggy said, at least she has her own career and aspirations. She's a doctor in real life and has degrees from Harvard University (BA) and UC San Francisco (MD). She would be doing fine without Zuckerberg.

 

[lotteryplaya]

I think she was down with him since college. He stayed with one of the few women willing to have sex with him before the fame and billions rolled in. Dimes are chasing him in public and online but he knows they are just pretending to be sexually attracted for the money. If Mark is ever single again he may go the shallow hot trophy woman route.

 

[the cac mamba]

its easy to be like "yeah why isnt he fukkin a ton of dimes" but i can respect what he has with her

he has the fukkin world in his hands anyway

 

[Sauce Dab]

Who should he have a regular IG thot?

 

[KravenMorehead™]

nikkas should be able to get touched for speakin reckless on another man's wife w/ no backlash

 

[StickStickly]

mark is an average looking insanely intelligent man who married an average looking insanely intelligent woman with a medical degree from fukking Harvard. they are equals. lots of wealthy men have normal looking, modest wives who fit into their social circles just fine. their grace, quiet confidence, intelligence, and charm make them desirable and compatible. and maybe he finds that sexy.

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Zuckerberg has a multimillion dollar property here in Hawaii. The last thing I'm worried about is who he's poking. Dude is buying up land meant for people here. He's not even nice about it. I was at a party about four months ago, and a helicopter pilot was talking about how Zuck hired his firm to fly him over the property so he could see how he could grade land, divert natural streams and shyt. Pilot asks Zuck how's his morning going, and his response was "I didn't pay you to make small talk. Fly, you're the help."

CACs, man.

 

[Breh13]

Zuckerberg has a multimillion dollar property here in Hawaii. The last thing I'm worried about is who he's poking. Dude is buying up land meant for people here. He's not even nice about it. I was at a party about four months ago, and a helicopter pilot was talking about how Zuck hired his firm to fly him over the property so he could see how he could grade land, divert natural streams and shyt. Pilot asks Zuck how's his morning going, and his response was "I didn't pay you to make small talk. Fly, you're the help."

CACs, man.

Damn.

Billionaires don't fukk about with their time.

Although it wouldn't kill them to be nice sometimes.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Zuckerberg has a multimillion dollar property here in Hawaii. The last thing I'm worried about is who he's poking. Dude is buying up land meant for people here. He's not even nice about it. I was at a party about four months ago, and a helicopter pilot was talking about how Zuck hired his firm to fly him over the property so he could see how he could grade land, divert natural streams and shyt. Pilot asks Zuck how's his morning going, and his response was "I didn't pay you to make small talk. Fly, you're the help."

CACs, man.

we never learn i don't know why i'm even surprised

 

[flo]

Yeah because Zuckerberg is extremely attractive

If she's ugly so is he.

 

[Colin X]

At least she's loyal and actually has a high paying career and aspirations of her own without completely tying her entire profile to him. Plus they met back at Harvard I think.
She could leave Zuckerberg without any child or spousal support and still live better than most people in America.

How many famous executives do you know have wives like this?

Bill Gates

 

[MalikX]

I think she was down with him since college. He stayed with one of the few women willing to have sex with him before the fame and billions rolled in. Dimes are chasing him in public and online but he knows they are just pretending to be sexually attracted for the money. If Mark is ever single again he may go the shallow hot trophy woman route.

Yea.....she took a big leap of faith investing in a Harvard student.

Who has like a 99% chance of being rich.

And who created a company in high school that Microsoft tried to buy for $2 million.

Big leap of faith there.

 

[At30wecashout]

Yeah because Zuckerberg is extremely attractive

If she's ugly so is he.

This. Rich or not, he is no looker. He got exactly what he would have physically had he not made billions.

 

[StickStickly]

Zuckerberg has a multimillion dollar property here in Hawaii. The last thing I'm worried about is who he's poking. Dude is buying up land meant for people here. He's not even nice about it. I was at a party about four months ago, and a helicopter pilot was talking about how Zuck hired his firm to fly him over the property so he could see how he could grade land, divert natural streams and shyt. Pilot asks Zuck how's his morning going, and his response was "I didn't pay you to make small talk. Fly, you're the help."

CACs, man.

i hope he did some "turbulence" dips to scare the shyt out of him if this story is true. be a dikk to the people who have your life in their hands brehs. fukk with someone's mind right before they have to focus to fly you in a dangerous helicopter brehs.