Fukk Cleveland, teams all suck
Shawn Marion looks like a the guy on PCP at the bus stop
Iman Shumpert looks like a troll doll
JR Smith has the will of an 8th grader
Lebron James, who even knows.
Timofey Mozgov, who even gives a fukk
Tristan Thomas?
This team is so terrible, they mourn the loss of Anderson Varejo, the guy who looks like your grandmother's dog
You couldn't win a title with Lebron and Shaq, back when you had that lanky lithuanian Ilgauskas. You couldn't keep your star players safe from injury. You've had the first round draft pick 3 times in the last 5 years or something ridiculous.
The Cleveland Cavialiers are the worst NBA team of all time. They don't win, and it's impossible to say it's because of a lack of talent. So it has to be from a lack of sheer will. Who they are as people.