An adult cheetah weighs 46-160lbs, theres no way a grown man over 200lbs should lose a fight to one

[Squidward24]

Don't mess with animals

 

[Black Cher]

That midget article is fake FACT CHECK: Lion vs. Midget
Fake News Story: Cambodian Midgets Fight Lion - Hoax-Slayer

 

[Paradoxical Tiger]

King of the jungle?!
This the real king

You better get em before I do

 

[BoBurnz]

I swear to god I have no idea how some of y'all survived to adulthood.

 

[CookisaCac]

I do lowkey feel this way about some dogs tho and depending on the size.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

They are p*ssy. If you walk toward some in the country side, they run. However, IF it did decide to attack, I would put money on a Masai warrior. But not a coli breh. You fukk boys would gas in less than a minute. Most of you can't hunt, you mcdonald's scarfing muppets can't take on a big cat, no chance in hell. I don't care if you go to a gym and pump iron and take creatine, you don't stand a chance. It's the weakest big cat vs the weakest adult male, weak big cat wins every time, you'd get mauled.

 

[Abdi]

I don't know about any male, but definitely no pro athlete should be losing to a cheetah. Especially athletes who are in contact sports.

cheetahs are food in the jungle. They might be slightly faster than me, but they're lateral movements are super subpar to other cats because they don't have that grip on the bottom of they feet. That's where I come in because my agility and lateral movements are god status. On top of that most males are stronger than cheetahs besides Somalis. I don't think op is trolling. I can see why he feels this.

watch your mouth nikka you can come tag team with that p*ssy ass cheetah and see what happens

 

[ArthurNunes]

Skip class brehs

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

LEOPARD: *LICKS PAWS*
MAN: JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP.
LEOPARD: I GOT YOU. *SHOWS CLAWS*
MAN: JUST A LITTLE !!!
LEOPARD: QUICK AND CLEAN BOSS. I PROMISE.

This was way funnier to me than it should have been :biglol:

 

[Yaboysix]

BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

WTF wrong with me. .I think i might Like That shyt.. If i get super rich /wealthy .

I could See myself in china somewhere ducked off ,dressed in an all black suit with 3 bytches and a glass of wine watching some illegal fight of men and animals. Enjoying the shyt out of it..


.I aint shyt LMAO.

 

[MikeyC]

That midget article is fake FACT CHECK: Lion vs. Midget
Fake News Story: Cambodian Midgets Fight Lion - Hoax-Slayer

Cannot believe how many people are taking it a face value.

It even says it's a fake in the article:

This article is a FAKE and is not from BBC. This article was posted to TURF and since then, this link has spread and the forum is drowning in the extra bandwidth. I suggest you read this for the message by the original author of this article and purchase one of the T-Shirts to thank him for this article. I added the Google Ads to support the extra hits chewing up the bandwidth. Please do NOT click on them if you are not interested in their products.

 

[Cowboyz89]

A cheetah would fold you like fresh laundry. They would use a mop and a squeegee to pour what's left of you in the casket.

 

[Dushane Hill]

Forget how much they weigh, a cheetah's strength, size and speed would be way too much for any human to handle. It's jaws would be clamped around your face before you could even react.

Even domestic cats could give humans trouble if they really wanted to. I've seen videos of tabby cats bombing on humans and chasing bears. They wild as shyt.

 

[CW_1991]

A full grown man with nothing but the clothes on his back probably couldn't beat 10-15 kill or be killed mode house cats...

 

[BlackXCL]