American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare Discussion Thread

[Lootpack]

No sign of Lee during this episode

 

[DaylitoJames]

Butcher: We taking back this land

Cuba: You can have the land, we gonna leave

Butcher: Time for talk is over we taking back our land

Cuba: bytch... you can have this land we got our niece we want to leave

Butcher: We are gonna kill everyone so we can take our land back

Cuba: Did you not hear us? We wanna leave you can have this old ass house... i don't think you hear me talk to them wife

Cuba's Wife: You crazy Kathy Bates looking ass bytch we are gonna leave. You can have our clothes and furniture cause we ain't coming back for our stuff. I WILL come back to give Lady Gaga the fade

Cuba: bytch don't say that

Cuba's Wife: A-HA! I knew you fukked her!

Cuba: You chosing now to have this argument? I told you i can't remember shyt, i would like to think i would remember going to the woods buck naked in socks blowing some witch's back out... not everyday a person gets to have some supernatural p*ssy

Butcher: I'm about to kill this pale gay motherfukker to get their attention

Me at home Watching: This is the best fukkery season since Hotel

 

[DaylitoJames]

No sign of Lee during this episode

I assume they sent her to Rikers after she got arrested last episode

 

[I'm Chillin]

The ONE TIME they remember to bring out the strap that's been in the house since ep 1 Cuba drops it to get some more witch p*ssy

 

[Deltron]

tell me young man....have you heard gay for pay?


fukking Cricket...now he gonna get roped in by his own intestine.


some nice developments/history in this episode. The pig man chase in the beginning

 

[Jello Biafra]

I understand that. But the wife shoulda known crazy things was happening why she acting dumb

That ho been acting stuck on stupid since the first episode.

Last night's episode was wild.
Poor Cricket...trying to buy some sex one minute and getting disemboweled the next.
And Lady Gaga is laser focused on getting it in with Cuba. She is making deals for the dikk with no thought to what Kathy Bates' crazy ass has planned. I laughed out loud with how she turned that cellar into a love shack.

 

[darealvelle]

did you ever hear of gay for pay...they just couldn't help themselves

Lol it was a matter of episodes before some gay shyt was aired.

 

[8====D]

This season of AHS is bringing back the excitement I felt during the first season. . I'm loving it so far

But come on Cuba This is your first time getting supernatural kitty and you're not rearranging her guts? You better hit that like a real nikka.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Ok so after 4 episodes now the next episode looks like its gonna be the episode Cuba, Cuba's wife and the niece gonna escape the house and the haunted land to safety. So now that begs the question on what direction is the show is gonna go on for the game changing episode 6?

Are ghost and witches gonna still be involved?

Are they still gonna be in Roanoke?
Will a whole new crew of actors show up?
Why Peter Evans hasn't show up as a crazy ass character yet?
Will we actually get a proper American Horror Story credits intro at the beginning of the show?

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

These fukked up Irish/game of throne accents and people ask why euros get all the acting gigs...this is starting to be distractingly bad, especially that fukk shyt gaga came up with, sounding like she should be living on Pandora

 

[darealvelle]

These fukked up Irish/game of throne accents and people ask why euros get all the acting gigs...this is starting to be distracting my bad, especially that fukk shyt gaga came up with, sounding like she should be living on Pandora

lol or Enchantress from suicide squad

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Probably the same language she was talking in the beginning of her "Bad Romance" song

RA RA RO MA MA!

You are ridiculous in this thread

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Butcher: We taking back this land

Cuba: You can have the land, we gonna leave

Butcher: Time for talk is over we taking back our land

Cuba: bytch... you can have this land we got our niece we want to leave

Butcher: We are gonna kill everyone so we can take our land back

Cuba: Did you not hear us? We wanna leave you can have this old ass house... i don't think you hear me talk to them wife

Cuba's Wife: You crazy Kathy Bates looking ass bytch we are gonna leave. You can have our clothes and furniture cause we ain't coming back for our stuff. I WILL come back to give Lady Gaga the fade

Cuba: bytch don't say that

Cuba's Wife: A-HA! I knew you fukked her!

Cuba: You chosing now to have this argument? I told you i can't remember shyt, i would like to think i would remember going to the woods buck naked in socks blowing some witch's back out... not everyday a person gets to have some supernatural p*ssy

Butcher: I'm about to kill this pale gay motherfukker to get their attention

Me at home Watching: This is the best fukkery season since Hotel

 

[Reggie]

To me this may be the best season since Asylum and that's not really saying a lot.

 

[BXKingPin82]

between this and the Strain
these the most funniest horror shows ever in the history of the shyts
Cuban Goodings giving backwoods shots to Lady Gaga with the "I just found out Verbal was Keyser Sosei all along" face!