She the type of chick to make me lose ALL my goddamn common sense
I’m talking wifing within 6 months
Impregnating within a year
Expensive trips that I know I can’t afford
Credit Card bills sky high off of buying her
the finest Persian Silks
Leaving her crazy random late night voicemails after she cleans me out and leaves me
Contemplating suicide as I scroll through her social media while she’s showing off photos of her and her new boyfriend, some
German Surgeon with a receding hairline and a pot belly.
But that first six months would be WORTH IT