Even in years past when I was barely watching I still tuned back in around the Rumble. But this year I can't get back into it. We have the predictable main event with the Rock and Cena. It would be ok if you knew it would be a good match or have and interesting swerve but it's going to be a 2 star match ending with Cena going over, them hugging out their differences because it's "Be a Star" thing to do, and R=G's head exploding. The whole Taker thing just showing back up a few weeks before WM and the random fatal 4 way match. I know they rely on Taker for Mania and he and the streak are a big reason people watch but c'mon at least try. No rhyme or reason just here is, shut up and cheer. HHH and Brock, what was the point of bringing Lesnar back ? Was it because Linda blew all that money on the Senate campaign so Vince made himself feeling better by wasting all that money on Lesnar. A throw away Raw 5 weeks before Mania when they have no undercard to speak of
As it is right now the highlight of the show is going to be the harlem shake dance off.
I know I'm supposed to get down with the fukkery I know #itsnotsupposedtobegood but this is like getting down with a bytch with a p*ssy that smells worse than R=G's musty basement apartment
I was all prepared to throw eating healthy in the bushes for the night and watch WM but got better things to do. Mad Man season 6 premiere, jogging, jerk off, jerk off while jogging, pause mad men and jerk off to Joan's t*ts ? I was even thinking of going to Mania, run into some #TSC brethren. But the show is goin be trash and you guys are cool and all but not a trip to Jersey cool. This is supposed to be our Super Bowl and instead it feels like that indy show Scott Hall showed up to completely wasted and unable to walk. That's not WrestleMania, thats not even TNA.
Who am I kidding, I'll probably still have the stream on

I know I'm supposed to get down with the fukkery I know #itsnotsupposedtobegood but this is like getting down with a bytch with a p*ssy that smells worse than R=G's musty basement apartment

I was all prepared to throw eating healthy in the bushes for the night and watch WM but got better things to do. Mad Man season 6 premiere, jogging, jerk off, jerk off while jogging, pause mad men and jerk off to Joan's t*ts ? I was even thinking of going to Mania, run into some #TSC brethren. But the show is goin be trash and you guys are cool and all but not a trip to Jersey cool. This is supposed to be our Super Bowl and instead it feels like that indy show Scott Hall showed up to completely wasted and unable to walk. That's not WrestleMania, thats not even TNA.
Who am I kidding, I'll probably still have the stream on
