Almost everytime I piss I get a stream going to the left

[Lavish]

you ever stand too close at them public urinals while pissing , and feel that light sprinkle get on ur arms

:FOH:

 

[DaPresident]

First off my nikka,

don't EVER use the word "cum" to replace "come" when you talking to men, just a bit of advice....

and like one poster said, only happens after I sex my chick, lay there bout 15-20 min post nut then get up to pee, and a small bit of urine may wet the lip of the toilet but I quickly get a tissue or paper towel and clean the toilet/floor/pants or leg as soon as possible.

if it's not nut, I don't know what to tell you other than see a health care professional

 

[Oroko Saki]

^ So u just about always get all your piss in the toilet without any drops on the seat or next to it?

well I'm tellin u what it is.. That shyt happens to me after I bust my nut.. I'm guessing there's cum blocking the passage way..

If this is happening to u even though u didn't bust your nut then see a doctor nikka

Hell Naww

I aint trying to get a tube shoved down my peehole

Yeah it happens to me sometimes. One time that it went out in two streams in opposite directions.

This makes me feel a little better

Stop using krangs android body as a blow up doll,metal mouth!

I should inform u that i have shanks on me at all times

 

[Majestic Pape]

I'm constantly pissing two streams AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

 

[jfkennedy]

Well its usually worse after i beat my meat and sometimes if i nut while holding my piss i get that burning feeling and it takes me an hour to get all my piss out. Its the worst when it happens late at night and u gotta get up early the next day

I know this feel. No solution though except to stop beating off at night lol.

 

[Oroko Saki]

Maybe i could see a holistic doctor to avoid getting the tube down my peehole

Oh no i could just see it now

Dr: What brings u here son

Me: I get a stream to the left everytime i piss

Dr: Well how often do u work the pipe

Me: Once a day, sometimes twice. Whats that got to do with anything

Dr: I cant help you here son. Your gonna have to see a real Doc and get the tube down your peehole

Me: Cmon now stop playin

Dr: Im gonna have to ask u to leave

Me:

Dr: Better luck next time kiddo

Me:

 

[Bam Bam]

AIDS

 

[Money Be Green]

you probably pissing after beating your meat

this

 

[Regular_P]

First off my nikka,

don't EVER use the word "cum" to replace "come" when you talking to men, just a bit of advice....
and like one poster said, only happens after I sex my chick, lay there bout 15-20 min post nut then get up to pee, and a small bit of urine may wet the lip of the toilet but I quickly get a tissue or paper towel and clean the toilet/floor/pants or leg as soon as possible.

if it's not nut, I don't know what to tell you other than see a health care professional

This.

 

[Ooh Marty]

So happy I was born with a p*ssy

 

[Oroko Saki]

This.

You guys try to turn everything into a f*ckin conspiracy. It was a simple typing error, nothing more. My mistake did get a reaction out of both of u, however. Are u guys hiding something

You guys wouldnt ever wanna meat up with me. I black and blue you queers on a daily basis

 

[the mechanic]

Something may be growing in there diverting the stream...enjoy your time at the free clinic and dont pick up any of the women waiting there.

 

[TrifeGod]

u got a worm in ya dikk

 

[stealthbomber]

aim to the right

 

[ChrisDorner]

Well its usually worse after i beat my meat and sometimes if i nut while holding my piss i get that burning feeling and it takes me an hour to get all my piss out. Its the worst when it happens late at night and u gotta get up early the next day

Worst shyt ever