Almost everytime I piss I get a stream going to the left

[Oroko Saki]

This has been going on for at least a few years. I cant seem to piss in the toilet without getting urine on the seat or on the floor to save my life.

I have noticed at the public bathroom where I work at theres often a small puddle to the left of the urinal on the floor. Looks like im not the only dude with this problem

I was wondering if u fellas could cum in here and give me some pointers on how to straighten my dikk out

 

[Lavish]

you probably pissing after beating your meat

 

[ugksam]

go clean your bathroom

 

[Oroko Saki]

Well its usually worse after i beat my meat and sometimes if i nut while holding my piss i get that burning feeling and it takes me an hour to get all my piss out. Its the worst when it happens late at night and u gotta get up early the next day

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

stop using that secret ooze as lubricant

 

[Oroko Saki]

U guys aren't really helping me out here

What im looking for is anyone else that has this same problem or someone that can help me get my dikk stream straight. I just need some pointers from one of u guys

 

[Lavish]

U guys aren't really helping me out here

What im looking for is anyone else that has this same problem or someone that can help me get my dikk stream straight. I just need some pointers from one of u guys

well I'm tellin u what it is.. That shyt happens to me after I bust my nut.. I'm guessing there's cum blocking the passage way..

If this is happening to u even though u didn't bust your nut then see a doctor nikka

 

[Illuminatos]

Yeah it happens to me sometimes. One time that it went out in two streams in opposite directions.

 

[Xtraz2]

this shyt always happens to me these days

maybe i should see a doctor

but i always end up leaving a puddle of piss on tha floor next to tha toilet, after a couple days bathroom start smellin like piss when i go in it from all tha dried up piss on tha floor

 

[DallasTxRep]

this shyt always happens to me these days

maybe i should see a doctor

but i always end up leaving a puddle of piss on tha floor next to tha toilet, after a couple days bathroom start smellin like piss when i go in it from all tha dried up piss on tha floor

nasty muthafuka

 

[Xtraz2]

nasty muthafuka

How am I nasty For some shyt I can't control

eventually I put some hand soap on some toilet paper and mop around tha toilet with it

 

[DallasTxRep]

How am I nasty For some shyt I can't control

eventually I put some hand soap on some toilet paper and mop around tha toilet with it

U piss on the floor and just let it dry up til it stinks

 

[beezy]

you got the juice

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

you ever stand too close at them public urinals while pissing , and feel that light sprinkle get on ur arms

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Stop using krangs android body as a blow up doll,metal mouth!