all my spartacus heads... come in here for a min :patrice:

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I'm rewatching season 4 and I just realized that....

Spartacus almost had crassus

like he was THIS close to taking crassus out and marching right into the senate

his plan to touch down in sicily with his crew and then double back when Crassus followed him, while Crixus and his goons marched into the mountain pass and came up behind what was left of Crassus army

that would have been a death blow to the romans

if it wasn't for that fakkit pirate c00n sellin out

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

If he would've marched on rome with crixus they would have took rome and possibly destroyed the roman empire but Spartacus knew romans wouldn't follow them over the mountains cause they didn't want those problems

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I just now realized how stone cold this nikka Tiberius is

rape your dad's slave gf brehs

after he did it, walked in on her and crassus throwing out all kinds of sexual innuendos like


"I lay upon Corway heavy burden"

Spoiler

"Corway served greater comfort than you will ever know"

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"I feel my pain has pressed hard against her"

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"I pray you are not too delicate to bear such weight"

Spoiler

I hated that lil nikka the first time I watched Spartacus, but after watching it again, I gotta admit, the fakkit was kinda gangsta

 

[Cabbage Patch]

That was his birth mama right? Which was why crassus wife was kinda non maternal but bedwench Kore was super maternal.

And why crassus so easily destroyed the kid's death mask. This was discussed before and I found the arguments convincing.

I hated crassus. He never fought fair, he turned love into something grotesque, and he had no morals beyond whatever he wanted for the day.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

That was his birth mama right? Which was why crassus wife was kinda non maternal but bedwench Kore was super maternal.

And why crassus so easily destroyed the kid's death mask. This was discussed before and I found the arguments convincing.

I hated crassus. He never fought fair, he turned love into something grotesque, and he had no morals beyond whatever he wanted for the day.

wait what?

 

[Cabbage Patch]

• wait what?

Romans were big on adoption.

 

[FaTaL]

I'm rewatching season 4 and I just realized that....

Spartacus almost had crassus

like he was THIS close to taking crassus out and marching right into the senate

his plan to touch down in sicily with his crew and then double back when Crassus followed him, while Crixus and his goons marched into the mountain pass and came up behind what was left of Crassus army

that would have been a death blow to the romans

if it wasn't for that fakkit pirate c00n sellin out

he was never going to win, crassus money was too strong

 

[FaTaL]

I just now realized how stone cold this nikka Tiberius is

rape your dad's slave gf brehs

after he did it, walked in on her and crassus throwing out all kinds of sexual innuendos like


"I lay upon Corway heavy burden"

Spoiler

"Corway served greater comfort than you will ever know"

Spoiler

"I feel my pain has pressed hard against her"

Spoiler

"I pray you are not too delicate to bear such weight"

Spoiler

I hated that lil nikka the first time I watched Spartacus, but after watching it again, I gotta admit, the fakkit was kinda gangsta

what he did to caesar was worse

Bundy

• FaTaL
• Dec 12, 2015

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Caesar was a fukk nut, too.

 

[jay211]

Wait a minute. People are saying Kora was Tiberius' mother? Nah, Tiberius' mother was left back in Rome. Kora was not his mom

 

[FaTaL]

Wait a minute. People are saying Kora was Tiberius' mother? Nah, Tiberius' mother was left back in Rome. Kora was not his mom

we all know she was a slave but she raised crassus's son

 

[MidniteJay]

what he did to caesar was worse

Bundy

• FaTaL
• Dec 12, 2015

"You are of same cloth as Metellus and must be taught severest lesson in who towers above you! Speak of what you know to anyone... and I shall spin tale of the mighty Caesar... taken like a woman."

 

[FaTaL]

"You are of same cloth as Metellus and must be taught severest lesson in who towers above you! Speak of what you know to anyone... and I shall spin tale of the mighty Caesar... taken like a woman."

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[Neo. The Only. The One.]

If he would've marched on rome with crixus they would have took rome and possibly destroyed the roman empire but Spartacus knew romans wouldn't follow them over the mountains cause they didn't want those problems

I don't know.... cause even if they took Rome, Crassus army would have caught up to them right?


I really think if it hadn't been for the sicileans betraying him, that they could have won


Spartacus really underestimated the greed of the pirates, and the fact that if they could be bought, then Crassus was way richer than him

 

[FaTaL]

I don't know.... cause even if they took Rome, Crassus army would have caught up to them right?


I really think if it hadn't been for the sicileans betraying him, that they could have won


Spartacus really underestimated the greed of the pirates, and the fact that if they could be bought, then Crassus was way richer than him

there pirates breh, only a idiot would trust a pirate

the whole point of the tv series is to show whatever little wins spartacus got he could never defeat rome