"All I Do Is Show My Ass Like I'm Ice Spice'' - JR Writer New Freestyle

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:russ: Yeah he was definitely “scaring the hoes away” if that was a term back then.

Even worse now
I don’t know wtf I was thinking. We was going to a little night time dinner cruise thing. A romantic dinner. I pulled up. The whip was waxed and detailed. Had the new air freshener unwrapped. Open the door for her. She is dressed in a nice dress. Lip gloss is popping


I get in and hit play and all you hear is:

You think JR a joke?
I’ll hit your car and float
With bullets and slugs the size of artichokes


I am driving and nodding my head to the beat. For some reason I think she will be impressed by the wordplay. I look at her and she is :mjtf:
 

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I don’t know wtf I was thinking. We was going to a little night time dinner cruise thing. A romantic dinner. I pulled up. The whip was waxed and detailed. Had the new air freshener unwrapped. Open the door for her. She is dressed in a nice dress. Lip gloss is popping


I get in and hit play and all you hear is:

You think JR a joke?
I’ll hit your car and float
With bullets and slugs the size of artichokes


I am driving and nodding my head to the beat. For some reason I think she will be impressed by the wordplay. I look at her and she is :mjtf:
Yo I can visualize this… :russ: :russ: :russ: … reminds me when I tried to play Jumping Out the Window by Ron Browz around my girl back in the day thinking the auto tune would hit

She gave me the combo :scust::beli::what:
 

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I don’t know wtf I was thinking. We was going to a little night time dinner cruise thing. A romantic dinner. I pulled up. The whip was waxed and detailed. Had the new air freshener unwrapped. Open the door for her. She is dressed in a nice dress. Lip gloss is popping


I get in and hit play and all you hear is:

You think JR a joke?
I’ll hit your car and float
With bullets and slugs the size of artichokes


I am driving and nodding my head to the beat. For some reason I think she will be impressed by the wordplay. I look at her and she is :mjtf:
I repped you recently? :mjtf:

Ayo this got me :russ:
 

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It’s weak and dated but it’s not awful, yall going overboard (which is fine with me, I’m on the floor, 😂)

All these dudes try to be makeshift URL rappers, they don’t hear how their punches ain’t up to par, they really think that shhit is fire and intricate that they be saying, lmao.
 

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Me too. Cam really had me convinced that Writer had next :sadcam:


I remember one time picking up a date and I was bumping Writers Block 1 and she was :what:
If you asked me in 2005. I was fully convinced Jr Writer had the potential to be the greatest of all time

Then I got the internet and saw how he looked no homo. I thought he’d be some tall dark skin brother lmao, he was just a chubby lil lightskin kid

The gun bars and playa shyt was never believable nor listenable
 

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Murdered it.



Watch you goofies say a whole bunch of homebody sheltered bullshyt though. Then go listen to some trash.
In an antiquated bubble in the house tho.


Recommended......



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If you asked me in 2005. I was fully convinced Jr Writer had the potential to be the greatest of all time

Then I got the internet and saw how he looked no homo. I thought he’d be some tall dark skin brother lmao, he was just a chubby lil lightskin kid

The gun bars and playa shyt was never believable nor listenable
I knew it wasn’t just me that thought this :mjlol: He always looked out of place in them Dipset videos
 

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That wasn't even that bad, his delivery is a bigger problem than his punchlines.

This is cap.

you nitpicking.
this real emcee who has a real grassroot draw.
While giving ho nikka passes.
That are not allowed in the emcee pillar of hiphop tho.


The issue is. Y'all like voice over pixar rappers. Who homebodies and sheltered and never rhymed nowhere. Then wonder why no talent is in the marketplace.


Oh yeah. You a label plant homebody shelter rapper enabler.
Yousa goofie ass joe budden fan..
How you trying to make up fake reasoning to not like Jr. While praising that zygote killin woman beating goofie joe budden.



nikka....stop the cap.

Your cap ain't cap'n goofie

all because you are a fukk'n....


hj duck = homo junkie duck.

@H.J.Duck

you gotta be a cluck.
To make all this bullshyt offbrand cap.
You, fukk'n duck.



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