Keys was on some tomboy shxt back in the day tho...I think that is legit how all the dyckn rumors came about
I knew a few pretty ass chicks who where either straight up athletic tomboys or aggressive but still girly type...and it use to low key fukk nxggas up cause you could never figure out how to go smack
Breh, there was this fine girl I was talking to in my first year of college. Cool as shyt. I can’t remember what led to this but we were outside and she panicked saying:
“My girlfriend is coming to meet me.”
I was like “oh cool, I get to meet your friend.”
She looked at me stunned and she said “nah, my actual girlfriend. If she sees me with you, she’ll think I’m cheating. She gets jealous.”
My dumbass was so sheltered I thought she meant her girlfriend would snitch on her to her boyfriend.
Next thing I know, I see some Allen Iverson looking dyke pull up and start tonguing her down. I looked as confused as Sisqo in “Sleeping In My Bed” video. I’m telling you, she gave me zero lesbian vibes.