Alexa “Magnum TA” Bliss not medically cleared for MiTB due to yet another concussion

[ADK]

Last time I saw Alexa wrestle her elbows were red as fukk indicating that she rarely takes bumps or doesn't take them properly. That's that shyt you get when you first start training and you might end up with a swollen ass Cena elbow.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Women’s revolution y’all

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Sasha is a good wrestler that has proven she's capable of having great matches. She tries unique and lofty spots and sometimes fukks up, and is generally a bit reckless with her own safety in the ring. Despite this she is good enough to not sustain major injuries as result of this reckless style.

Alexa is not a good wrestler that has not proven anything in the ring and has been carried in each of the small amount of decent matches to her name. She is overly skiddish in the ring to the point of regularly avoiding proper bumping. This does herself and her opponents no favors and results in lame, fake-looking matches. Despite this she is somehow still always getting injuries/concussions.

They are like mirror edge opposites

This is exactly what it is. Sasha is a very high risk wrestler. She’s somewhat of a joshi girl that happens to be in a WWE ring. Basically a female RVD/Sabu, other dudes that botched like crazy due to style and not actual skill, though they still could’ve avoided a lot of mess ups.

Alexa on the other hand....what does she do to get all these concussions?? She’s most often been booked to dominate other women, even though she’s very tiny, with offense that consists of weakly thrown punches and kicks, mean faces, and her finisher. She basically breathes and is out for 6 months.

I think it happened in the match against Naomi which was ridiculously safe

She spent more time working to get her shoe off than actually wrestling Naomi walked her through that match (again) like a toddler, and was probably thinking “” the whole time

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Stephanie McMahon texts Michelle McCool to attack Sasha for absolutely no reason leading to a feud that goes nowhere.

Holy shyt

Hit the Nail on the Head there.

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

So this is another "I'm not hurt! Don't believe the sheets!" and then she doesn't wrestle for months lol

 

[R=G]

Women’s revolution y’all

She hasnt quit like a favored Rebellious TSC son though..

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

She hasnt quit like a favored Rebellious TSC son though..

...or like a favored TSC purple haired biteable bossy brat

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

She hasnt quit like a favored Rebellious TSC son though..

kinda like sasha quit

 

[R=G]

kinda like sasha quit

Sasha was apparently promised a lengthy reign and was yanked on the day of the event of the year...she made a progressive decision to save her brand because of her worth. A far cry from guy leaving out because he couldnt handle not getting the main event when Bryan was taking over.

The Rebel? Getting tapped out by guys named Mickie? In two minutes? Lol.

 

[R=G]

...or like a favored TSC purple haired biteable bossy brat

Progressive over being a baby and whiny? Take the progressive latter instead of tapping out in two minutes? Lol. She can live with it.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Sasha was apparently promised a lengthy reign and was yanked on the day of the event of the year...she made a progressive decision to save her brand because of her worth. A far cry from guy leaving out because he couldnt handle not getting the main event when Bryan was taking over.

The Rebel? Getting tapped out by guys named Mickie? In two minutes? Lol.

So she she quit because things weren't going her way

Just like Punk....

 

[R=G]

So she she quit because things weren't going her way

Just like Punk....

Nah..she left out because unlike Punk, she was promised shyt. Punk left because he wanted a spot he didnt have any right to after bombing as WWE Champion for over a year..

 

[AKM-95]

I was thinking that too but Zelina Vega's taken thousands of more bumps than Alexa and is slightly smaller but I've never heard about her having injury problems. Bliss just brittle.

I was just talking to my nephew about this the thing is she has a gymnastics and cheerleading background who knows how many times this chick has landed on her head outside of wrestling.
So then you add that up with wrestling training and wrestling nightly it's believable that she is prone to concussions.

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

Notice she didn't say "in ring" she can still talk so they something for her.