That entire scene was the GOAT.
The earlier dialogue from that scene was missing from the clip, like when Spare Tire claimed that he stopped Al from scoring the Championship-winning Touchdown at the Goal Line :
"I dropped you like 3rd Period French.
"
"Headline should've read:
SPARE TIRE DIXON CRUSHES UNIDENTIFIED WHITE MAN AT THE GOAL LINE.
"
Or when he said that his life fell apart after receiving the L and, instead of drowning his sorrows in alcohol and/or drugs, he became addicted to PIE.
Al: ..... What the hell are you complaining for?!?!!
At least you have eaten something!
I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING IN 20 YEARS!!!!!
Hell, if I had my trophy right now, I'd trade it to you for a piece of pie!