Can I take back anything positive I said about Coach Buttermouth? One offensive TD in two games, absolutely no adjustments on the offensive side, asswhippings from Bama, the bowl game, and Michigan coming soon, his 3* recruits coming in....
This dumbass really went for it on 4th down the first drive when we were in field position.
As a coach who has watched this team ALL YEAR, how do you not realize we are shyt in red zone scoring. Every game I have watched we drive well into the red zone (usually due to our running backs or a receiver making a play cuz Applebee's career shoulda been capped in high school. I was so annoyed when they were showing his high school pictures at that pretty much all white school on the basketball team. Don't do a segment on that shyt sandwich) We get inside the 20, sometimes inside the 10 and at most come away with like 3 points most times. It's fukking sad. And it's mostly shytty playcalling and Applebee or Del Rio's ineptness why we don't capitalize. And shytty playcalling.
Anyways. McElwain KNOWS THIS TEAM. he should know that you take any points you can get in the red zone, especially early in the game. It's a shame we never get the full amount of points in any situation it seems this season. So we have a hard enough time scoring touchdowns in the red zone all season and you can't take that history and make the informed decision to take the 3 points on the first drive of the game when you have the opportunity. And we placing our faith in applebee to get it done of all people? If you're mcelwain you should know that we are such a shyt team offensively and we average such little yards per play that there should rarely be a play that starts us off losing yards. Focus on moving north and south to at least guarantee a good chance of positive yardage. Yet this dumbass is calling 90 toss plays a game, reverses, everything that starts us off well behind the line of scrimmage. For what? This team has a hard enough time moving forward already so your solution is plays that put us even more at a disadvantage?
I've been unimpressed with Mcelwain all year. He doesn't get fired up, he doesn't bench people to hopefully plant the seed in their shytty little brains that "Hey, you've been playing like shyt, here's a reality check that you can be benched anytime. Use it as motivation to step your bytchass game up" He just doesn't do it. Who the fukk scouted these quarterbacks? Fire them and anyone associated with them cuz they're all trash. It's a fukking shame too cuz our running backs, receivers, and defense are all good but none of that means shyt with Losstin Crapplebee or Fluke Del Rio at the helm showing off their cement feet driven lack of elusiveness.
The least I wanted to see is McElwain throw his headset and let these players know he's visually upset with their play. All this fat maize-tooth motherfukker does is stand there like this: