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Sasha Banks in WWE > Sasha Banks in NXT > Jamie in Japan > Mercedes Varnado as a civilian > Jamie in AEW pre-injury > Mercedes Mone in Japan > Mercedes Mone in AEW > ...implausibly, Saraya(?) = slamming your whole hand in a car door and having it latch > Jamie in AEW post-injury
it's Mercedes basically by default
If she'd redebuted a week earlier, I refuse to believe withered Jamie woulda beaten Rebel. This current version got me begging for a patch rollback or a Classic Mode server to revisit. I want to go back to living in the world where we thought Jamie was away eating and getting into prime miniStatlander all-thighs-no-brakes form.
but nope.
came back looking smaller than Blair Davenport
girl a
brisk 125lbs at best, lookin like she work at American Eagle
go back on leave, Jamie. Every day for 3 months, I need you on a strict regiment of Pro-Activ and Pulled Pork Sammiches.
Spin the block again at World's End.
Can't throw Britt into a light fixture if you lighter than she is. Eat for vengeance.