This one is kinda tame but I gotta mention it:
There was a Flintstones episode where Wilma was trying to trick Fred into thinking she was overworked doing work around the house.....so she pretended she was tired as hell, and put some fake black smudges under her eyes to look really tired. At some point, Fred catches on to it and exposes her, rubbing one of the smudges off of her face like

. Right after being exposed, Wilma starts crying loud as hell, and that's when Fred said "

Now Wilma stop crying; the neighbors will think I'm beating you"......
I was like
