madness
Taking my talents to South Beach
i stopped at 8
those dreams where i thought i was peeing in the toilet only to wake up and find my crotch cold and drenched just wouldn't stop

those dreams where i thought i was peeing in the toilet only to wake up and find my crotch cold and drenched just wouldn't stop



my wife looked at me like
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nah, I peed in the bed during a nap. She wasn't sleeping with me. I got right up and put the sheets in the washing machine and hopped in the shower. Wife came in the bathroom and asked why I was washing the sheets and I told her I spilled juice on the sheets. She looked at me like 