TheBigBopper
Banned
A child will love you without you paying it by the hour. The average kid costs 200K to raise. With your hooker appetite you'd have surpassed that amount within half the time. And have nothing to show for it. But I see why you're so bitter though, you gotta come out of your wallet to get some real life interaction. You see children getting love and affection and it burns you up inside.
Is it relevant now?
Hooker sex >>>> some snotty nosed kid saying he "loves" you. Marginal benefit of a dollar is far greater in the former case.
Also, that 200k figure is for average middle class kids. If you're upper middle class and have high expectations for your kid, multiple that figure by 5. You've got to figure in tuition for private school (20-25k for pre-k through elementary and into the 40s for a good preparatory high school), college (50k+ for the Ivies, and if you make more than $200k/yr, your kid won't be getting any financial aid), piano lessons, vacations, etc, plus I wouldn't be able to retire early because I'd still have to keep working to send Little RamDam's ass to Harvard. It's not worth it.