According to Dudes on The Coli...Beyoncé & Rihanna Are Average

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I've never wanted to smut Beyonce out like I do Rihanna. It's just something about her that makes me want to JBO that bih.
 
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I can understand folks saying Beyoncé and Rihanna are average. :stopitslime:Neither of them have crazy bodies like that. So a woman who looks blah without make up with a b cup and an ass slightly fatter than a pancake is a dime now? :childplease: Esther Baxter way badder than both of them :whew: . Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, Kylie Jenner, every other stripper/IG hoe in the country and all of these build a bytch workshop hoes are trying to nip and tuck their way to having what Esther Baxter has naturally :ufdup:. Celebrities both white and black are overrated. The irony is that Rihanna and Beyonce don't care about near none of the millions of simps who gas up their average asses who wake up with stank breath and wipe their stank asses after blowing up the bathroom like anyone else who will inevitably get old too:russell:.
 

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Yup, yean know?

The chick who works at mcdonalds on the midnight shift working fries and then works at Burger King down the street from the library....bad as fukk
 

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I can understand folks saying Beyoncé and Rihanna are average. :stopitslime:Neither of them have crazy bodies like that. So a woman who looks blah without make up with a b cup and an ass slightly fatter than a pancake is a dime now? :childplease: Esther Baxter way badder than both of them :whew: . Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, Kylie Jenner, every other stripper/IG hoe in the country and all of these build a bytch workshop hoes are trying to nip and tuck their way to having what Esther Baxter has naturally :ufdup:. Celebrities both white and black are overrated. The irony is that Rihanna and Beyonce don't care about near none of the millions of simps who gas up their average asses who wake up with stank breath and wipe their stank asses after blowing up the bathroom like anyone else who will inevitably get old too:russell:.
I don't like Esther's face as much as Bey or Rihanna.
 

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Listen to coli people bruh
I don't take these nikkas seriously as I said in the OP..a few that were in that thread acting like they (Kaurechee, Beyoncé) were run of the mill are actually regulars in the dealing with women thread and are in there asking for internet strangers help online in getting a date.

I just thought it was funny and wanted to make a thread.
 

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And you guys are posting proffesional
Pictures of Beyoncé with proffesional makeup. If she was a regular girl working a 9 to 5. She would be a 8 at best.

I like Bey a lot and I agree with this. There was a meme posted tiday on Ig of her on a Loreal make up commerical set. It was her in front of the camera and a pic of the ene result. Let me go find it. Brb.
 

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rihanna-without-makeup.jpg


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Average everyday Riri would be a 6...low 7. Be serious homie. :mjlol: Her biggest asset has ALWAYS been her style/swag. Thats what enhances her beauty.

Dead at the first and last pic. :dead:

@malcolmxxx_45 is she ur type, beloved?
 

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I'll say this again

Rihanna ain't no 7, she's a 8 easy on her worst day

Her without makeup and she's still sexy, not as pretty but still at least a 7 or 8.


Most these chicks you see out and about now are covered in makeup head to toe.

Don't matter if they at Wal-Mart or the mall
 
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