Whats worse you hairy heathen piece of shyt? THAT? Or being a fukking fakkit? With the eternal seasoning of man-butt for your food everytime you take a bite. Or being a grown man wearing a diaper because you can't control your bowels due to a decimated anus. Or overcompensating on perfume because everywhere you go there's a light redolence of doo-doo, like you got on a BUTTonniere. Or the fact that your children know their father is inhaling penis vapors nightly so they cry themselves to sleep and look at their mother in disgust?
Choose one, Coli.