Absurd things in wrestling you believed as a kid that you'd never believe now

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I used to think that the "police" that were in the arenas were real local police men.
 

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man i can go on for days with this shyt, i was a fukkin mark as a kid.

i thought all samoans were wild uncivilized nikkkas wit jerry curls running around with spears in they hands

i remember everytime being in harlem wit my pops we would hit 125th, i would always be lookin across the street like a tourist and shyt hoping i would see harlem heat. same with the brooklyn brawler

i thought 1-2-3 kid was really 16

raven and the flock were real life hobo's

lmao me thinking taz was really the baddest motherfukka on earth at 5'8

i used to be scared to go in the woods. when i saw hogan, and sullivan in the woods running and fall into that portal shyt during the dungeon of doom time, i said fukk that, no camping for me. man the whole dungeon of dooms fukkery, with the giant falling off the cliff, the yeti, etc.

i remember when my moms bought this new bike for me, and we didn't live in the best area. i used to leave my bike in the hallway of our apartment. at night i used to peak out the hallway, thinking the repo man was gonna steal my shyt. eventually somebody did, but it wasn't him :russ:

when kama took takers urn and melted down into a gold chain. i remember trying to do the same shyt with hangers in my house putting them on the heater.
 

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Owen Hart kicking Shawn Michaels and then Shawn falling unconscious, MY brother and I were legit upset back then, I thought he was dead:beli:


LOL at me and my brother playing Wrestle Mania arcade the next day and letting HBK win because we thought he was dead:russ:
 

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Me feeling that liking the goldust character was taboo :guilty: the whole fiasco with rodman in the nba where peeps were like "are you or arent you?" then him dressin in drag and "marrying" his fans put things in perspective he only liked to fukk with peoples minds, hed act gay and sh1t, but when he wasnt on the court dude was piping carmen electra and smoking stogies on the regular then i remembered why goldust had marlena and was like :ohhh:
 

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Hogan was actually in the hospital after Earthquake sat on him. Sent Hulkster a letter and everything :wow:

Earthquake actually sat on and killed Damien. I was happy about that though :russ:
 

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I remember believing Kane was actually Undertaker's brother, of course not by the story they laid out but just a biological brother or something.
 

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When someone would get whacked with a chair and theyd bleed i thought it was a result of the chair, found out about blading later on, Blading in general : nobody bleeds like a running faucet after getting hit by a furious ddt
 

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I used to think of every "finisher" being a completely effective way of knocking a dude out.

In retrospect, Hulk Hogan's leg must secretly be made out of fukking lead or something.
 

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When Rick Rude tried to kiss Jake's wife and then had her picture on his tights... I really felt like Rude deserved to get his ass kicked for that. You woulda thought she was my wife or some shyt :lolbron:
 

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:blessed: @ reminding myself that the ministry of darkness werent real i was shook :sadcam:



[ame=http://youtu.be/iVFtG_wcysE]The Undertaker Ministry of Darkness Era Tribute (Rare Quotes) - YouTube[/ame]
 
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