Absurd things in wrestling you believed as a kid that you'd never believe now

[jadillac]

Lex Luger and his steel plated forearm.

I really believed this as a kid. Not that he actually had it, but that it could be used as a weapon.

In reality, if he hit you hard enough for it to knock you out, chances are it'd hurt him just as bad or do immense damage to his arm.

Still, it was though to see him coldcock people and they fall out like they got hit with a hammer.

 

[DaylitoJames]

As a kid when I saw Jake the Snake make that king cobra snake bite Macho Man I thought he was dead, didn't think that the snake was devenomitized.

 

[I-Hate-You]

That Papa Shango Woyah curse was real

 

[thesandman]

Luger didn't have a plate in his arm!?



...its still real to me damnit!!

 

[We Ready]

That undertaker/Kane and edge and Christian were really brothers

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Hulking up....i thought that if you beat up hogan enough he'd get like extra adrenaline from his arms (they were 24 inch pythons) and he'd end up beating you no matter what

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Hulking up....i thought that if you beat up hogan enough he'd get like extra adrenaline from his arms (they were 24 inch pythons) and he'd end up beating you no matter what

WHAT, YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS, BROTHER? THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS, DUDE!

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

WHAT, YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS, BROTHER? THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS, DUDE!

That shyt stopped working when yokozuna and undertaker pushed your wig back breh

Plus man i never forgave you for fukkin over savage so hard between mania 4 and 5 you had jealous eyes BROTHER

 

[Gang$tarr]

Lugers x-rays had me like

 

[jadillac]

That shyt stopped working when yokozuna and undertaker pushed your wig back breh

Plus man i never forgave you for fukkin over savage so hard between mania 4 and 5 you had jealous eyes BROTHER

Hulk just wanted Elizabeth

Luger didn't have a plate in his arm!?



...its still real to me damnit!!

I think he DID have a steel plate from a motorcycle accident, but obviously he cant use it as a weapon.

 

[Project Downtime]

That Bob Orton's arm was permanatly broken

Andre the Giant was really a giant.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Hulk just wanted Elizabeth

I PULLED OUT THE JAMMY AND KILT THE PUNANI, BROTHER!

 

[puppetmaster]

- Undertaker was dead and impervious to pain.


- Jake Roberts getting blinded by Rick Martel's arrogance cologne .


- Great Muta's mist is chloroform basically.



-P-

 

[Doctor Wily]

That the boots Iron Sheek would wear could possibly poke an eye out.

 

[ThatTruth777]

Just anytime dudes lie on the mat for a really long extended period of time.. its like yeah that shyt might have hurt yeah.. but c'mon

Refs are a perfect example of this shyt. Dudes get hit sometime by a tap or something funny and fukk you might as well call a new ref cause this dude gonna be out for the rest of the match or is he.. the dude then wakes up after all sorts of underhanded fukkery has been unleashed then counts the pin for heel.