Aaron Rodgers Is The Best GAY Quarterback In The NFL!

[Tony D'Amato]

His throwing motion comes from yrs of handjobs given. Every qb in the league needs to get some d1kk in em if it helps em play like ARod

 

[lutha]

dont know nor care who he fukking....all i know is he can throw the shyt outta the ball and is a hell of a qb...

 

[duckbutta]

Honestly don't care...but it is that dude is so clearly gay...that everyone knows he is clearly gay...but no one wants to talk about how clearly gay he is...

Really Aaron...your girl can't remember if you fukking before or after the game...of course she can't...because at the last second you texted her to switch the lie up and say it was before...no wait wait wait if I have a bad game they will say it was because of the sex...after...

And I'm sorry but that pick of him kissing Munn is borderline the fruitiest thing I ever seen...I'm talking a gay stripper with a fro hawk jumping out of a cake shaped like a dikk fruity..

Grown as man clasping hands kissing a woman...

Breh...straight men do not CLASP hands...straight men do not INTERLOCK fingers...shyt is just so unnatural...I tried to do it before typing this sentence and the shyt just felt ..closes I have ever gotten to clasping my hands is praying...and even then I did it just like this

Hands together...face in hands...no clasping...

The very first time my wife grabbed my hand and tried to interlock our fingers I squeezed them shyts until they cracked...that was years ago and she hasn't tried to do it since...

Dude doesn't even know how to kiss a woman...how he kissing this chick but you can still see all her teeth and her mouth

Best QB in the league...one of the all times greats...but yeah he is easily going to do numbers with an Oprah Winfrey special 5 years after he retire and you can pencil him in as a best selling author for when he pens "Packed in: How a superstar Quarterback finally came out of the Box."

I'm a cowboy fan...but yeah Aikman been fukking the shyt out of Joe Buck for years and nobody said nothing so I guess Aaron can keep living a truthful lie...

Aikman and Buck

One of these dudes always looks like they just got through fukking the shyt out the other one...

Aikman got that post nut clarity smile when you just got through fukking your chick and you get up to go into the kitchen and her cousin or some shyt there and you didn't even know anybody else was in the house so you just sort of grin like Aikman is doing and make a beeline to the fridge for some lemonade and you just hope she don't smell all that p*ssy juice on your sweatpants...

 

[Roid Jones]

He's hitting Olivia Munn, he won

 

[Konnan]

Slanderous thread

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

I think the guy is just autistic, makes sense with some of the throws he makes the guy is a robot

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Come on son. If Aaron Rodgers starts posting up pictures like this,



We gonna clown him too. Equal opportunity.

Rhode's pics were funnier, no doubt, but that doesn't mean that Rodgers one ain't funny. Even if he ain't gay, the nonchalance of it all has me dying

 

[Taadow]

idc idc idc what anyone says dude is a homosexual. How does his girlfriend go on a television show and can't remember if she and her boyfriend have sex before or after game days?

Maybe he fucced all her memory out.

I know i'd probably attempt just that...

 

[FAH1223]

You nikkas stay grasping for straws

Rodgers was linked to like 8 women since he became a starting QB

 

[Ain't That Something]

Honestly don't care...but it is that dude is so clearly gay...that everyone knows he is clearly gay...but no one wants to talk about how clearly gay he is...

Really Aaron...your girl can't remember if you fukking before or after the game...of course she can't...because at the last second you texted her to switch the lie up and say it was before...no wait wait wait if I have a bad game they will say it was because of the sex...after...

And I'm sorry but that pick of him kissing Munn is borderline the fruitiest thing I ever seen...I'm talking a gay stripper with a fro hawk jumping out of a cake shaped like a dikk fruity..

Grown as man clasping hands kissing a woman...

Breh...straight men do not CLASP hands...straight men do not INTERLOCK fingers...shyt is just so unnatural...I tried to do it before typing this sentence and the shyt just felt ..closes I have ever gotten to clasping my hands is praying...and even then I did it just like this

Hands together...face in hands...no clasping...

The very first time my wife grabbed my hand and tried to interlock our fingers I squeezed them shyts until they cracked...that was years ago and she hasn't tried to do it since...

Dude doesn't even know how to kiss a woman...how he kissing this chick but you can still see all her teeth and her mouth

Best QB in the league...one of the all times greats...but yeah he is easily going to do numbers with an Oprah Winfrey special 5 years after he retire and you can pencil him in as a best selling author for when he pens "Packed in: How a superstar Quarterback finally came out of the Box."

I'm a cowboy fan...but yeah Aikman been fukking the shyt out of Joe Buck for years and nobody said nothing so I guess Aaron can keep living a truthful lie...

Aikman and Buck

One of these dudes always looks like they just got through fukking the shyt out the other one...
Aikman got that post nut clarity smile when you just got through fukking your chick and you get up to go into the kitchen and her cousin or some shyt there and you didn't even know anybody else was in the house so you just sort of grin like Aikman is doing and make a beeline to the fridge for some lemonade and you just hope she don't smell all that p*ssy juice on your sweatpants...

This literally some of the gayest shyt thatbI have read in the coliseum

You put way too much thoughts into this post breh

 

[pickles]

Honestly don't care...but it is that dude is so clearly gay...that everyone knows he is clearly gay...but no one wants to talk about how clearly gay he is...

Really Aaron...your girl can't remember if you fukking before or after the game...of course she can't...because at the last second you texted her to switch the lie up and say it was before...no wait wait wait if I have a bad game they will say it was because of the sex...after...

And I'm sorry but that pick of him kissing Munn is borderline the fruitiest thing I ever seen...I'm talking a gay stripper with a fro hawk jumping out of a cake shaped like a dikk fruity..

Grown as man clasping hands kissing a woman...

Breh...straight men do not CLASP hands...straight men do not INTERLOCK fingers...shyt is just so unnatural...I tried to do it before typing this sentence and the shyt just felt ..closes I have ever gotten to clasping my hands is praying...and even then I did it just like this

Hands together...face in hands...no clasping...

The very first time my wife grabbed my hand and tried to interlock our fingers I squeezed them shyts until they cracked...that was years ago and she hasn't tried to do it since...

Dude doesn't even know how to kiss a woman...how he kissing this chick but you can still see all her teeth and her mouth

Best QB in the league...one of the all times greats...but yeah he is easily going to do numbers with an Oprah Winfrey special 5 years after he retire and you can pencil him in as a best selling author for when he pens "Packed in: How a superstar Quarterback finally came out of the Box."

I'm a cowboy fan...but yeah Aikman been fukking the shyt out of Joe Buck for years and nobody said nothing so I guess Aaron can keep living a truthful lie...

Aikman and Buck

One of these dudes always looks like they just got through fukking the shyt out the other one...

Aikman got that post nut clarity smile when you just got through fukking your chick and you get up to go into the kitchen and her cousin or some shyt there and you didn't even know anybody else was in the house so you just sort of grin like Aikman is doing and make a beeline to the fridge for some lemonade and you just hope she don't smell all that p*ssy juice on your sweatpants...

This post is hilarious as fukk. I didn't realize how wild mango Joe Buck looks like. . He looks like he goes to rest stops looking for guys that look like Patrice (Greatest story ever told)

Nikka did you say Packed in: How a superstar Quarterback finally came out of the Box.?

:laughing:

He is never going to come out, come on son. He will probably get his Troy Aikmann, Jeff Garcia, Jon Travolta on and marry some playboy model and have some kids and keep in the closet forever.

Lol at the Packers fans who are getting butt hurt (pause) over this. We are just trying to prepare you brehs (pause) if and when he does start skipping down the road with his boyfriend and announces his gay wedding. Don't burn his jersies now.

 

[the next guy]

You nikkas stay grasping for straws

Rodgers was linked to like 8 women since he became a starting QB

Breh look at the body language

 

[duckbutta]

You nikkas stay grasping for straws

Rodgers was linked to like 8 women since he became a starting QB

And that's the problem...

He "linked to 8 women"...

No pictures of him with 8 women...

No videos of him with 8 women...

No scorned gold diggers starting any rumors...

No random thot facebook "aaron rodgers broke my heart" pages...

No "aaron rodgers banged me in the bathroom packer style" stories coming out of green bay...

Come on man...dude the best QB in the league...in the most popular sport in north america...an mvp...a superbowl champion

And you can find like...5 photos of him with a woman on some "we going to ikea" shyt...

Come on now :usurematteroffact:...as squeaky clean as the media tries to make tom brady even he got caught up in some "got the chick i dumped for the supermodel pregnant" drama...even Tom fukking Brady had a main chick side chick moment :usurematteroffact:

AC green spent his career being a virgin...but even he had some stories of groupies trying to get at him:usurematteroffact:

Rodgers been in the league how long...and not 1...:usurematteroffact:

The chick he is currently dating can't even REMEMBER WHEN THEY HAVE SEX:usurematteroffact:

 

[BaggerofTea]

Who gives a fukk???



A rod is a baller and I don't see him on any rancid shyt off the field

 

[calh45]

I wanna fukk that bytch

Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

She ain't got a whole lotta shape to her, but there's something about that woman.