*sees Stat Signal in the night sky*
His K/9 of .81
*has stroke*
...sorry about that...his K/9 of .81 is BY FAR the lowest in baseball....and BY FAR the lowest in the last 50+ years. By almost 70%....second lowest is Jim Kaat in 1981, at 1.36.
The lowest ever probably belongs to someone with a name like Don "Droop Face" Jamison from 1908 who threw a 76MPH fastball, had no secondary pitches and was only brought in to face people who were bunting.