A turtle smashing a turtlette and saying "wow" with every stroke

[Luck]

"Wow "
















"Wow "





















Wow"


























"Wow "




I couldn't make it through anymore

 

[Kaypain]

Please bring a Zoo subforum and let me moderate

 

[Grifter]

Ain't giving nothing but slow strokes.

Letting her feel that T-U-R-T-L-E Power.

 

[letti cook]

there was a video of turtle tryna fukk a shoe and he was making them same sounds

altho with a higher pitch...this turtle must be an oldhead

 

[James Gordon]

Reminds me of my first time

That slow an eazy

 

[Piff Perkins]

That thottle p*ssy got that lil nikka shell shocked

brehtle: What that thang smell like

turtlette: Boy.. if you don't chill I'll fukk around and put it on you for real.. this box will have you racing hares and winning

brehtle: Girl I been beating hares.. you ain't heard huh? 6 steps, 6 breaths, 6 seconds.. I'm certified.. I'm tryna have one of those races where I don't come first


turtlette:


brehtle: ... Aight.. tell you what.. my human leaves for mad long around the same time every morning, I'ma come though with a half slice of tomato and a 1/8th broccoli head and we can chill

turtlette: Broccoli... aight.. come through.. but this shyt will change your life


brehtle: Damn girl.. this shell fat as fukk.. move your tail to the.. yeah.. a lil bit mo.. up a lil bit..

turtlette:

brehtle: almost got it.. a lil bit more.. right the..

turtlette: this brccoli head

 

[MikeyC]

These animals have better sex lives than I do

:guccidahell:

Gorilla Breh lookin like he being raped outchea.

 

[Yinny]

Wow

 

[JerseyBoy23]

Sort of on topic... Anyone remember that wildlife thread we had last year where the thread was full of predators taking down prey?

 

[Big Daddy]

He ran after that Turtlette like he was fresh out of prison lmao! Nothing was gonna stop him from turtle waxing that ass.

 

[GreenGhxst]

yo this shyt nasty af

yall wild

 

[Big Daddy]

These animals have better sex lives than I do

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

My sides hurt

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

i ain't even know turtles could make sounds b*

Lmfaooo

 

[MollyGalaga]

YOOOOOOOO