"A t-bone steak, cheese eggs, and welches grape" OFFICIAL RAP FOOD THREAD

[Buckeye Fever]

I always thought he meant Welch’s grape jelly

I think anybody who grew up poor all thought that actually. I’ve had countless biggie “ready to die” conversations back then, especially about that verse, and none of us ever thought it was referring to juice.

You well-to-do negros from the suburbs automatically knew he meant Welch’s grape juice. But in the hood we drink grape kool-aid and eat Welch’s jelly

I laughed because he called him "fakkit" at the end

 

[2stainz]

I laughed because he called him "fakkit" at the end

Buckeye my friend, lets take a moment to re-view the Big Poppa video in OP
How did people not realize from the jump that the strong faced broad in the bar scene was a tranny?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Mmm, fried chicken, fly vixen

Give me heart disease but need you in my kitchen

You a bird but you ain't a ki'

Got wings but you can't fly away from me
Driving in your bucket seats

All the way from Kentucky to fukk with me

Look what you done to me, was number one to me

After you shower, you and your gold metal flour

Then you rub your hot oil for about a half an hour

You in your hot tub I'm looking at you salivating

Dry you off I got your paper towel waiting
Lay you down 'cause you're red hot

Louisiana style you make my head rot

Then I flock to the bed then plop

When we done I need rest
Don't know what part of you I love best

Your legs or your breasts

Mrs. Fried Chicken, you gonna be a nikka death
Created by southern black women to serve massa' guest

You gonna be a nikka death

Mrs. Fried Chicken you was my addiction
Dripping with hot cholest-
Like Greeks with his falafel, Italian with his to-mato pasta

What roti is to a rasta

Trapping me, you and your friend mac' and cheese
Candy yams collard greens but you knocking me to my knees

It's killing me when I'm this high
Nothing I need more than a fish fry

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Buckeye my friend, lets take a moment to re-view the Big Poppa video in OP
How did people not realize from the jump that the strong faced broad in the bar scene was a tranny?

shyt, I knew at 15yrs old and that was before trannies became the escape for down low men.

First time I saw "her" I hit the

 

[2stainz]

shyt, I knew at 15yrs old and that was before trannies became the escape for down low men.

First time I saw "her" I hit the

This breh in the green polo shirt didnt know

Spoiler

Or maybe he did know

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

Where is the thread when a breh thought Biggie was talking about grape jelly

 

[Taadow]

“I don’t eat French fries no mo’...just fettuccine, or some sea chit”

 

[Taadow]

“You already owe me a watermelon”

 

[Taadow]

“Fix a plate of ghetto love with grits, eggs and bacon”

 

[Taadow]

“Bytch I don’t eat ham hocks, try 20 ounce angus beef”

 

[Taadow]

“I was raised off red beans the size of some bullets”

 

[Taadow]

“I like the Whopper, fucc the Big Mac”

 

[2stainz]

“I was raised off red beans the size of some bullets”

high level playa shyt

 

[Taadow]

Hello, my friend!

“Whassupper dude -
Give me a pack of sunflower seeds,
a box of large size Magnum rubbers
a generic lemon squeeze lime juice
a bottle of Goldschlager
a pack of licorice
lick 'em and lock 'em zig-zags
a hard boiled egg
and a pickled pig feet

Sh*t, I gotta do as much fuccin' and partyin' as I can
I gotta go turn myself in next week“

 

[Taadow]

“Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is”