A stray cat just ran in my house when I stepped outside

[DetroitEWarren]

Kill it, gut it, de-hair it, cook it and eat it like they do in China and other Asian countries. Domestic cats are useless and the Asians had the right idea for making them useful. Eat 'em.

Negged, reported, @Feds

 

[Art Barr]

#CatSet can follow u into adult establishments

Ayo.


My cat snowie. When I would bring bailey's to the crib.
Then I would fall asleep with like dumbest goblet of bailey's. More than likely trying to watch scarface or godfather epic. After coming in from the club. During the am/pm club hours.
Plus Blaze'n mad Blunts in the Philly era.

So one night I did this.

Thinking all the time I would pass out from Getting it in. Like damn. I don't ever remember finishing off this goblet of bailey's.

Till one night I poured up some bailey's. Winked off to sleep.

Except I woke up.

To look down.

Snowie whole face in the goblet killing my bailey's.

You multi colored technicolor eyed white bytch....
Ol yellow eye, blue eye punk.

Man she lift her head up like.
nikka whut.

You ain't finishing this shyt. This shyt mine nikka.
Meow snarf nikka.

I just was like man. You got it.

Come to find out.

Snowie a mad alcoholic killing my bailey's.


Art Barr

 

[DetroitEWarren]

I miss my all white cat, snowie.

I miss her one mismatch eye color and how she even helped my lil brother recover from brain cancer. By sleeping on his head when he came out of surgery everyday. Till he stopped being a supervillian Similar to the Jack's portrayal of the joker transformation.
Snowie ..
Who also adopted us in the cat distribution system. As she literally worked on us. Then climbed in the roofing.
Birthing a litter of kittens in the sunroof of out house's mud room.

So one morning when I went to feed her outside. Her kittens fell on my head from the ceiling. So my pops had to go in the eaves of the mudroom.
to get her full litter. Where now she was brought into the house.
Totally played us like fiddles in the cat distribution system. When previously my cat before snowie a decade before.
We went to the country from newspaper ads.
to get my first cst.
When someone killed my first cat in the second grade.


So snowie was a decade later
She lived with us for seventeen years. Yet she was an adult cat. So 'snowie'. Had to have been maybe twenty or more. When my parents were forced to put her to sleep.
while I was on tour.

Broke my heart to come off the tour bus.
then find out I never got see my best friend off.

Art Barr

Sorry Art but I'm confused.





So your cat helped your lil bro by riding his face

 

[Art Barr]

Sorry Art but I'm confused.





So your cat helped your lil bro by riding his face

My little brother went under the knife for brain tumors mad young.
Snowie slept on that nikka head every night.
nikka was a supervillain.
Every day in the dark for a long ass time.
Only thing you could see was. snowie sleep on this nikka head in the dark for mad long.

They say when you super ill like that. A cat can heal you.

I seen it with my own Two eyes.

My little bro WAs evil as fukk!
till snowie brought that nikka psyche back.
from wherever the fukk.
the surgeons lost his shyt going in at.


My little bro now.
like the illest computer nikka who ever lived.

Like he got up from snowie healing him. Then beta tested all that Microsoft and internet shyt you nikkaz love. Or have no idea is in your daily life
before he was twelve.

So snowie healed that evil ass nikka.

My little brother like forty or sumfin now.
Amy brother went under the knife. That same night.
the bulls came back to beat the lakers.

by twenty five versus kobe and shaq.

so you rather be evil and brain dead. Afyer brain surgery.
or have a cat make biscuits on your skull at night.
I think nikkaz would pick the cat. making biscuits on yo skull at night.

I ain't even know.
if my snowie like this nikka at all before that.


snowie was good at good st exposing females that was not shyt too.

even if it was not me.

Snowie grew up with the best friend. The same one who is friend with jordan. Michael Air jordan..
The one from the infamous bar story. nikka like to get wrong. Mad it wasn't and will never be them. Well anyway. When my homie was in college. He was dating this chick from nyc.

My homie was always cool to snowie. Man he brought this chick from nyc over. She got in snowie face. As snowie was a gorgeous cat with mismatch eyes.

Man snowie fye'd off on that bytch.
F'oh no reason. Ot so we thought.
Come to find out a week later.
Ol girl was cheating on my homie.
with one of his frat members on the low. I guess snowie could smell tha jux. Snowie shredded ol girl.

it was like damn.
snowie...

What is wrong with you.

i guess snowie was like...
You'll see.
Fdb....


Art Barr

 

[hood b. goode]

Cat chillin in OP's crib

 

[Lambent55]

OP still ain't got rid of that cat?

 

[Youngdev]

OP still ain't got rid of that cat?

I opened the basement door to the backyard and left it open for a while, like the day after it came in. So it either left or its dead

 

[avon barksdale]

 

[The God Poster]

Do like trump & grab the p*ssy

 

[Jasonmask]

I’ve been there before and no joke you kinda just got to let it rock They’ll get uncomfortable at some point and want to dip