A righteous womans guide to becoming righteously attached within 2 years tops.

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1. Limit social media and demonic female friends and family-Womens minds are too easily corrupted by other women,so this is dangerous. If you are going to use social media you should find good female role models who make you feel ashamed to be the womanly defecient woman you might be if you are over 28 and haven't already been snatched up and taken off the market.Stay away from your female circles of bitterness you've created over the years if you can't remain a constant positive influence.

2. Be humble but friendly in the pressence of men- Ho's are great at taking the pressure off of men socially,they are great flirts,let interest be known. You have to be able to do this in a righteous less sexual version.


3. Carry yourself/Dress for how you want to be seen- No a woman can't wear what she wants,and feel free to talk about they pussies in open spaces and not be seen as ho's,its just not possible.


4. Curb your eagerness- You have to force men to put effort in long distance for a long period. Meaning early contact should only be done by text and calls. When he starts saying "When can I see you:mjgrin:" ,you have to let it be known you are a righteous women who needs to see effort and that he is a righteous man first.


5. Take him to church-First date should be him taking you to church,this gives you the chance to observe if he is respectful of god and your beliefs,which shows a humble man. Observe his reaction to the pastors words,does he appear hot:whew:? Does he appear to find this comical:mjgrin:?Is he sincerely moved:mjcry:?



6. Find out his intentions-At this time you need to make him aware that you seek to be married or at least righteously attached. You need to see his feelings on commitment and find out his history

7.Swap social medias-See if he is a vain man,flashing money and red bottoms?high angle selfies?See what he is really thinking and saying to the friends and family he cares about. Leave room for sattire,but look for a pattern of nonsense,lack of knowledge,lack of care.

8. Boost your sex skills-You should have been studying your whole life,but if you haven't had men stalking you,never been proposed to,never been begged to come back your sex game probably isn't that good. Study sites where men talk about what they like if it isn't already obvious by now. Focus on the head game,that is what will seperate you from the next woman.

9. Ultimatum-You've probably had sex by now,hopefully not within the first 30-45 days. At this point you have to let it be known you are seeking a commitment and he needs to leave his other women he's been entertaining alone. You also need to put a time frame for him showing different signs of commitment, by 6 months you should be making arrangements and discussing living together. If he cuts you off for suggesting that he leaves his ho's,you need to go back and work on step 8:francis:

10. Use your discernment-At this point you are in a relationship,you should act on your intuition and use whatever techniques neccessary to find out the truth. You should trust your gut only depending on your track record of accuracy.


Follow these steps and you will live a happy life with a righteous black man.
This is only advice for black men,not advice to help you find your Zack and Cody:martin:
 

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I don't really believe in timelines because they aren't realistic. Not a bad list tho, just not realistic.

I think the opposite,your relationship isn't even real,letalong realistic if you don't have time lines.

Many of you are in play relationships wasting your time away.
 

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I think the opposite,your relationship isn't even real,letalong realistic if you don't have time lines.
Idk, relationships normally advance on their own naturally. The "at this month do this" just seem programmed. I'm just not a believer, wont knock anyone who does though.
 

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Did you mean to post this on LSA?

Women will sign up to get good advice like this,LSA posters incoming:whoo:
Leaving LSA is step 1:martin:.
I will post this on there though if I get an account,they need this.
 

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@Benefited so this is a list for black women, where is your list for black men? :jbhmm:

Why haven't any women on here ever made that thread?at least I've never seen it. Men are more of a monolith on what we honor in a woman when it comes to long term. Women are far more wishy washy to make a thread where you generalize. As a woman you should take a shot at it from your perspective,would love to see what you come up with:mjgrin:
 

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Why haven't any women on here ever made that thread?at least I've never seen it. Men are more of a monolith on what we honor in a woman when it comes to long term. Women are far more wishy washy to make a thread where you generalize. As a woman you should take a shot at it from your perspective,would love to see what you come up with:mjgrin:

There’s no need for me to make the thread because unlike you I don’t try to dictate what other black people do in their relationships :ehh:

I just find it interesting that you’re writing advice to black women on a forum with very few black women but an abundant amount of black men :mjpls:

I wish you good fortune in finding your righteous woman, my friend.
 

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There’s no need for me to make the thread because unlike you I don’t try to dictate what other black people do in their relationships :ehh:

I just find it interesting that you’re writing advice to black women on a forum with very few black women but an abundant amount of black men :mjpls:

I wish you good fortune in finding your righteous woman, my friend.

Im already happily and righteously attached,I was only sincerely trying to help.
I've already given plenty of advice to black men on this site,and usually they give the same reaction you are giving now,thought I'd try to give advice to female posters:snoop:
congratulations on your online engagement to BmoreGorilla though:francis:
 
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