A question for the males

[Illuminatos]

talk on the phone with another male for long periods.

Nah chill

 

[bigesco]

skinny jeans
been had a fade since i was 13
no techno/house
sunglasses
flamboyant colors
earrings/bracelets/anklets
tight shirts
gay ass facial hair
gay ass music
facials / spas / cream / etc
low cut socks
removal of body hair

 

[TYBG]

Having male friends is gay:tard::troll2::retard:

 

[Wild self]

Running trains, DP, gangbangs, threesomes with two guys

Any act of sex where it there are two men naked in the same room.

co sign. I can never understand how dudes can stay hard (n/h) when there is another dude trying to fukk the same bytch in arms distance of each other.

 

[Jasmine20]

skinny jeans
been had a fade since i was 13
no techno/house
sunglasses
flamboyant colors
earrings/bracelets/anklets
tight shirts
gay ass facial hair
gay ass music
facials / spas / cream / etc
low cut socks
removal of body hair

What's wrong with that?

 

[Sugar]

Listening to One Direction

 

[bigesco]

What's wrong with that?

Well I shave my nutz and my pits n shyt but removal of leg and/or chest hair is mad homo

 

[Wild self]

What's wrong with that?

Hell no. I ain't shaving no legs or chest hair off.

 

[NatiboyB]

Post on forums like this. I just think its because they don't know how much piff and funny shyt goes on. They type mafukkas that if it ain't happen in the hood it ain't real.

 

[JoelB]

Running trains, DP, gangbangs, threesomes with two guys

Any act of sex where it there are two men naked in the same room.

I dont wanna be at a party, let alone fukking, in a room where the dikk to p*ssy ratio is higher than 1:1

How am I supposed to nut when I keep hearing balls smacking....thats not even mines

skinny jeans
been had a fade since i was 13
no techno/house
sunglasses
flamboyant colors
earrings/bracelets/anklets
tight shirts
gay ass facial hair
gay ass music
facials / spas / cream / etc
low cut socks
removal of body hair

We arent including exfoliating in that category are we...

 

[TRUEST]

stare into another man's eyes while talking. unless i'm angry or threatening him, i think its gay beyond measure. and i automatically conclude any guy who disagrees with this is gay.

 

[KAWS]

What are things you won't do that are considered "gay" by your friends or your sex?

One of my friends won't carry around an umbrella if it's raining because he doesn't want to get weird stares or whatever BS he said.

1. Having anal or oral sex with another man, or individual that was born a man.
2. Kissing a man on the mouth.
3. Intentionally grabbing in or around another man's crotchal region.

I think that covers all the bases.

 

[Turbulent]

listening to contemporary r&b in the presence of other males

eat at a restaurant/dinner with another male and sitting right infront of him. this one is not that serious but subconsciously if it's a booth i'll try to sit at the spot next to the seat directly infront of him OR if i have to sit infront of him i'll sit at an angle, lol. but all this gets nullified if there's a third party at the table. (i know it doesn't make sense but that's just how it is...)

on the bus/train, something kinda similar except that it's sitting side by side when there's plenty of available seats around that's kinda gay (sitting face to face is cool in this setting).

making air quotes with your fingers







but the umbrella thing i never heard of and it's just stupid.

 

[bigesco]

I dont wanna be at a party, let alone fukking, in a room where the dikk to p*ssy ratio is higher than 1:1

How am I supposed to nut when I keep hearing balls smacking....thats not even mines



We arent including exfoliating in that category are we...

Lol yea thats gay too nikka

We men, we suppose to b rough n touch , rugged to the bone so fuking what if our skin is a bit dry , its all about how we make these bichez wet

 

[Chief]

complain/bytch

No singing along with songs in the car, in the shower, etc.

Cry at a movie

Giggle

Gossip/spread rumors

sit down to pee

watch any movies on lifetime/chick flicks

Eat a pizza with a fork

No skinny jeans. Ever.

I do all the bold if that make me gay and everyone gossips.