A poem I wrote for Kairi Sane...

[El Cocodrilo]

This shyt will never work, dude. She's JAPANESE... you gotta come at her with a haiku:

Pirate my heart do
Elbow drop my heart princess
Let me in them cheeks

 

[Horace Hogan]

Oh luscious Keira, let me palm that thang
I hope you like bald white boys, girl do you know my name?
My name is Horace Hogan...Hogan..Yeah that's right!
Don't let my build deceive you baby, I can go all night
Thick juicy peaches, for them I write my thesis
I just wanna make that ass shake via telekinesis
I'm nothing like @Scott_Steiner but you know that I'm a freak
So come here take a look at Godliness at its peak
So please Kiera Hogan..on my face make it quake
I can put a ring on it really give you my namesake
Let Horace be the one to put that booty to the test
There's really no other reasons except Hogan Knows Best!

 

[2CT]

This shyt will never work, dude. She's JAPANESE... you gotta come at her with a haiku:

Pirate my heart do
Elbow drop my heart princess
Let me in them cheeks

she probably gets 100 haikus a day from neckbeards, i'm coming at her with some unique shyt

 

[MenacingMonk]

fukkin reddit weirdo

 

[jackswstd]

 

[2CT]

fukkin reddit weirdo

Reddit weirdos ain't the only ones that can write some poetry

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[NoMorePie]

That was very beautifully written.

 

[NoMorePie]

I'd fukk her so bad

 

[2CT]

forgot about this shyt

this was lowkey the prequel to the baddest women bracket

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

 

[R=G]

I'd fukk her so bad

She looks mean too

 

[Swiggy]

I want to dress her in Luigi green and catch her slipping in a commuter train to Kyoto, with 4 of her homies in shock, giggling