Kairi...
i damn near had to watch that with my pants down
i love you whether your last name is Sane or Hojo
your smile makes me sing like my name was JoJo
not the Raw ring announcer, i'm referring to Jodeci
i don't partake in ass eating, but yours i would like groceries
i watch you on NXT, weekly and daily
your elbow drop is 1000 times better than Bayley's
i didn't see you in Stardom but i did in Lucha Undergroundyour smile makes me sing like my name was JoJo
not the Raw ring announcer, i'm referring to Jodeci
i don't partake in ass eating, but yours i would like groceries
i watch you on NXT, weekly and daily
your elbow drop is 1000 times better than Bayley's
i damn near had to watch that with my pants down
i think you and Asuka would have an incredible feud
afterwards you both can come to my hotel room in the nude
some people might read this and think that it's lewd
but i only wrote it just to get you in the mood
and over Shayna Baszler, you soon will prevail
to become women's champion, no way you can fail
then i'll take you to a restaurant, one that's upscale
the pirate princess, girl you the wind in my sails
afterwards you both can come to my hotel room in the nude
some people might read this and think that it's lewd
but i only wrote it just to get you in the mood
and over Shayna Baszler, you soon will prevail
to become women's champion, no way you can fail
then i'll take you to a restaurant, one that's upscale
the pirate princess, girl you the wind in my sails
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The "poem" series lives on! 
I was pleasantly surprised
