A Houston Barber Is fukking Up nikkas Haircuts & Bragging About It

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

shyt was hilarious..the barber got caught off guard, so he dodging behind the chairs, still holding his clippers and throwing wild ass haymakers with his left fist, nikka wound up tripping on the cord to his clippers and they both were on the floor. Dude with the dreads was trying to choke him and the barber put his hand in dudes mouth... Imagine seeing a dude choking a nikka out while he got another dudes fingers in his mouth I damn near had a stroke.

Dudes in the shop saw that and was like hell naw and like five to six of them cats descended on them two.. It was like some three stooges shyt, everyone collided into each other with dumb force. All of them nikkas looking at each other like .

Dude: Watch where the fukk you goin'?
Dude 2: nikka, why you all up on me breh?

Dude 3: y'all nikkas just scuffed my shyts..I just bought these gotdamn Js.

Dude 4: fukk y'all nikkas grabbin on my joint?

Everybody to dude 4:

one dude was throwing clippers at one dude chasing him around the shop into the back.

This is the funniest story ive read all year

Lmao idgaf. I'm a cook. I wasn't posting all the dishes I made my first month learning how to cook. I also didn't say I was a chef, I still don't, and I'm six years deep and I can cook my ass off.

He chose to be a barber. Maybe he should have picked a career that isn't results based if he can't handle criticism. Lol breh is in customer service and acting like his customers' opinions don't matter. And he works on commission, , I hope he has a second job and his wife is employed.

Maybe he has a low self esteem and had finally found something he could have in?

1st pic looks like the kid asked for a mowgli taper..

Lol

Mowgli prolly looking at them cuts like I need to visit Houston

 

[wizworld]

These adult men actually posed for the after picture instead of hitting dude in his jaw

Ain't nobody posed for anything. He is holding his cameraphone above their line of vision. These dudes had no idea that he was finished with their cut.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Lmao omg. He said he's next up. Someone link him to this thread.

Breh, you need to see my post. You're the worst at line ups. You left the widows peak in most of your line ups. That means the line isn't straight. If there's a D league for barbers you need to be there. Your so called fades don't fade. You just removed pieces of hair and it looks like a garbage ass home haircut.

Practice a simple fade before you step into the more advanced fades. I pray to God nobody lets you use a straight razor on their face. These are the worst haircuts I've seen done by a professional. If you cut my hair for free and it looked like the ones in the pictures we'd be fighting.

 

[Baracka Flocka Flame]

Trent Richardson must own this shop and named it "Struggle Cutz"

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Ya'll gotta see the Blackish episode on this

 

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[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

nikkas love to fukk up dudes lively hoods for the sake of fukkery on the internet.

It's easy to see he was in barber school, that's what these SCHOOLS encourage students to do...so they can have clients come through. But you can tell you internet nikkas don't really live a true black life, cause let's be reality, outside of nikkas you know, if you checkin dudes cuts like y'all do on the internet, you're a fakkit.

This dude invited the drama by posting his bullshyt online.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

he handing out fukk me ups

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

jokes thread


sooo many folks tellin on themselves though

Right!

Dudes like "whats wrong with his hair?"



Oh, nothing

 

[MalikX]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Black ppl's obsession with hairlines.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I know right. Also who the fukk includes 50 cents with haircuts?

this dude extorting dudes out of change

 

[flea]

Don't ever fukking quote me fakkit