A FILM THEORY: The Blair Witch Project Was A Snuff Film

[Mowgli]

Wow you have serious issues man, get help.

No.

You get help.

 

[Mowgli]

id kill myself before i let some tai bo hoe with a fukked up hairline do that to me.

you arent physically intimidating slime

Then you better eat a bag of steak knives tonight because I could easily pick u up by the fat on the back of your neck and roundhouse you through a metal fence, without damaging the fence stoppit. fukk your record nikka. You can't do 15 pull ups you have no muscle, you smoke new ports and you don't train. Ah front kick you in the back and make you look like the letter V.

Luckily for u I'm a man of god

 

[SunZoo]

You nikkas...

But on a sidenote of a sidenote...

I think the point he made about the people who found the footage being able to do so without running into the witch is pointing to there being no real supernatural element in the OG is interesting but if there is indeed a witch in the sequels what gives?...Maybe Heather's ghost takes up the role?



Just a high nikka thought. I still think this makes the movie better but I never watched Book of Shadows and I don't I ain't catching the new on til the BR Rip drops.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

When did thst paradise lost shyt happen again? The blair witch could be on that type level if fukkery. .

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

No.

You get help.

bytch ass nipple..keep talking about child molestation and pedo? I will slap you with the sole of my right foot and have your seed baby boy Booboo kiss my muddy dirty shyt stained Air force 1's..