A coli poster wants me to help him with coding and scripting for his website

[Boolean]

and i thought the coli was all about brehtherhood

 

[Silver Surfer]

its BrothaZay....

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

How much should I charge this fool? Don't ask me who because I'm not giving out names

All I know is he hates on me but sends me a PM begging for help like a b!tch.

can we see your work?

 

[Beegio]

You should say fukk it, and charge his ass $1.00

That'll show him!

Don't ask me how

 

[the cac mamba]

is it the nigerian? maybe you can get 1% of his company

 

[Silver Surfer]

Does OP even know Javascript MVC...

 

[No_bammer_weed]

is it the nigerian? maybe you can get 1% of his company

I thought I was over nigerian jokes, but this one got me for some reason....lol

 

[the cac mamba]

I thought I was over nigerian jokes

 

[Chris.B]

can we see your work?

Sure one requirement though...you have to be a Christian...

Still time for you to convert from your hellbound ways

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Sure one requirement though...you have to be a Christian...

Still time for you to convert from your hellbound ways

Even this bytch ass nikka is makin me laugh today...it must be a good day.

#morningp*ssy

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Sure one requirement though...you have to be a Christian...

Still time for you to convert from your hellbound ways

Sure.







http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2005/sep/26/religion.world

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said: "Yes."

I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

 

[ThugLife]

Goddamn, you're such a drama queen, half a man, attention seekin lil weenie boy. Is it asking so much that you conduct yourself like an adult for once and talk to him personally? What the fukk you doin puttin the sht all on front street like anyone is supposed to give a fukk? I cant stand you people, and I wish I could drone all of you except brotha zay....I'll save the pretty redbone, but THATS IT!

:jada:

 

[ADK]

We got coders here? Anyone know how to make a slideshow? I'll slide you 50 dollas in coli cash if you tell me.

 

[-G$-]

The good thing about this entire scenario being fictitious is that eventually when you can't/don't do the coding and scripting you're talking about for this imaginary website no money will be lost and no feelings will be hurt so it will almost be like the whole thing never happened (which it never will).

 

[Silver Surfer]

The good thing about this entire scenario being fictitious is that eventually when you can't/don't do the coding and scripting you're talking about for this imaginary website no money will be lost and no feelings will be hurt so it will almost be like the whole thing never happened (which it never will).