A bulldyke tried to rain on my V-day parade today pppffftttt.......

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Dear Diary,
I'm at the supermarket prepping for tonite....your boy got some filet mignons from the butcher......swapped the QR code swiftly in the frozen section:wow:


made my way over the bakery to cop a baguette and some chocolate covered strawberries :ohlawd:
last stop is floral. its packed rows deep like thirsty patrons waiting 2 get a drink at a club bar. I push my way thru the crowd center-stage to the roses. :pacspit:




They have a big variety of floral arrangements....but only one 12 pack of roses left and this stud ass bytch is looking at them....pushing them....playing with it....disrespecting those rosepeddles.....doing the same to a half bouquet cut with babies breath....

wifey been a good girl lately and your boys pockets swollen RN...aint no way I'm giving the mother of my children that side peace bouquet :camby:


grab the dozen boquette and Snoop from the wire grabs my arm and goes "Hold on hold on" :dahell:

"Stud" says she was gonna get those; they were hers....not no more :umad:



This bytch followed me all the way to the self checkout; trying to blow up my spot :what:


Getting me hot cause I'm doing missions with the self check-out and don't need this kind of heat :sadcam:




Right up on me while I'm scanning had to tell her/him to back the fukk up and everyone now looking at me like I'm bugging. Said she was gonna see me outside. :russ:


Your boy home already fresh marveling these roses...can't wait to present them to wifey :myman:



love is a battlefield.....word 2 pat bennitar :whew:



Happy V-day 2 all the coli lovers:blessed:
 

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Meet u outside?

Neither of y’all was ready to die behind them flowers

I'm going out like jack in titanic in the name of love breh breh





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Dear Diary,
I'm at the supermarket prepping for tonite....your boy got some filet mignons from the butcher......swapped the QR code swiftly in the frozen section:wow:


made my way over the bakery to cop a baguette and some chocolate covered strawberries :ohlawd:
last stop is floral. its packed rows deep like thirsty patrons waiting 2 get a drink at a club bar. I push my way thru the crowd center-stage to the roses. :pacspit:




They have a big variety of floral arrangements....but only one 12 pack of roses left and this stud ass bytch is looking at them....pushing them....playing with it....disrespecting those rosepeddles.....doing the same to a half bouquet cut with babies breath....

wifey been a good girl lately and your boys pockets swollen RN...aint no way I'm giving the mother of my children that side peace bouquet :camby:


grab the dozen boquette and Snoop from the wire grabs my arm and goes "Hold on hold on" :dahell:

"Stud" says she was gonna get those; they were hers....not no more :umad:



This bytch followed me all the way to the self checkout; trying to blow up my spot :what:


Getting me hot cause I'm doing missions with the self check-out and don't need this kind of heat :sadcam:




Right up on me while I'm scanning had to tell her/him to back the fukk up and everyone now looking at me like I'm bugging. Said she was gonna see me outside. :russ:


Your boy home already fresh marveling these roses...can't wait to present them to wifey :myman:



love is a battlefield.....word 2 pat bennitar :whew:



Happy V-day 2 all the coli lovers:blessed:
Thoughtful, well constructed, narrative, with heightened tension and a pleasing denouement. Repped.
:ehh:
 

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She bout to get the lgbt goons on you. See a few white vans with rainbow flags in the side outside your house. Some big burly studs with strap ons the size of bats and some sissy booty goons gonna creep up on you:huhldup:
 
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