Today, we had this Teams call with all the new hires, and part of it was that everyone had to connect their laptops to the projector and present what they learned during their first week of training. I was up first, and I was confident cause I stayed up all night getting this bytch looking psrfect as fukk. Someone gave me a salute and said, “You got this, be confident.” That helped calm me down a bit. And I'm like thanks breh cause I appreciate it.
I walked up there to the stand, connected my laptop to the projector, and as the screen comes up, it starts buffering. Then, out of nowhere, one of my browser tabs flashes on the screen—it’s 2 Girls 1 Cup playing at full volume, which I jerked it to for hours last night(I'm a freaky nikka don't judge me). The room went silent for a second before someone in the back let out a loud "Ohhh look what this freaky ass nikka looking at in his off time". Another person was like I ain't shaking your hand or touching any food you bring in this bytch we need to decontaminate this place like I'm Monster inc. I laughed for a second but quickly got back embarrassed
I freaked out. I tried to close the tab, but my screen glitched, and it just kept looping that scene where shorty spreads her cheeks and I just accept it dikk hard as hell twitching and I'm wearing sweats so they see the bulge and the manager sees it and says get the fukk outta here you're fired. I was trying to close the screen, but it just wouldn’t stop. I felt really bad for myself, but at the same time, imma beat off again when I get back home. In the parking lot right now thinking if I should jerk it here or not
I walked up there to the stand, connected my laptop to the projector, and as the screen comes up, it starts buffering. Then, out of nowhere, one of my browser tabs flashes on the screen—it’s 2 Girls 1 Cup playing at full volume, which I jerked it to for hours last night(I'm a freaky nikka don't judge me). The room went silent for a second before someone in the back let out a loud "Ohhh look what this freaky ass nikka looking at in his off time". Another person was like I ain't shaking your hand or touching any food you bring in this bytch we need to decontaminate this place like I'm Monster inc. I laughed for a second but quickly got back embarrassed
I freaked out. I tried to close the tab, but my screen glitched, and it just kept looping that scene where shorty spreads her cheeks and I just accept it dikk hard as hell twitching and I'm wearing sweats so they see the bulge and the manager sees it and says get the fukk outta here you're fired. I was trying to close the screen, but it just wouldn’t stop. I felt really bad for myself, but at the same time, imma beat off again when I get back home. In the parking lot right now thinking if I should jerk it here or not
