90 Days: NO Porn or Fap Challenge

Steve Piffler

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i started my no fap on yesterday. wifey hit me with the :usure: 2 times in a row when i couldn't get it rock hard while we were trying to get it in. both times, i had beat my shyt earlier in the day :sadbron:. had a weak ass erection during sex. the conversation was like:

her: *straddling me and rubbing my meat on her puss trying to get my weak erection inside of her* :why: why won't it get hard? what's wrong? you not attracted to me anymore? :sadbron:
me: *trying to help her stroke it* :lupe: i don't know. it has nothing to do with you tho
her: :comeon: did you jack off today?
me: NO! :mjpls:
her: then what's wrong? :mjcry:
dikk: *finally gets semi hard and she's able to get it in*
her: :noah:..........................:aicmon: it's still not as hard as it usually is
me: *stroking really hard to compensate for the softness* :lupe: don't....worry....babe.....it's.....gonna....get.....there
dikk: *grows with every stroke*
her: :childplease::dwillhuh::ohhh::noah::ahh::ohlawd::deadrose:
me: :whew:

i can't let it happen a third time, brehs. :to:

so fapping, :camby:
 
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last time i didnt fap for like 3 weeks. When i finally got some puss i damn near shot that girls eye out :piss:
 

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i started my no fap on yesterday. wifey hit me with the :usure: 2 times in a row when i couldn't get it rock hard while we were trying to get it in. both times, i had beat my shyt earlier in the day :sadbron:. had a weak ass erection during sex. the conversation was like:

her: *straddling me and rubbing my meat on her puss trying to get my weak erection inside of her* :why: why won't it get hard? what's wrong? you not attracted to me anymore? :sadbron:
me: *trying to help her stroke it* :lupe: i don't know. it has nothing to do with you tho
her: :comeon: did you jack off today?
me: NO! :mjpls:
her: then what's wrong? :mjcry:
dikk: *finally gets semi hard and she's able to get it in*
her: :noah:..........................:aicmon: it's still not as hard as it usually is
me: *stroking really hard to compensate for the softness* :lupe: don't....worry....babe.....it's.....gonna....get.....there
dikk: *grows with every stroke*
her: :childplease::dwillhuh::ohhh::noah::ahh::ohlawd::deadrose:
me: :whew:

i can't let it happen a third time, brehs. :to:

so fapping, :camby:


A+ smiley usage

and good luck breh
 

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i started my no fap on yesterday. wifey hit me with the :usure: 2 times in a row when i couldn't get it rock hard while we were trying to get it in. both times, i had beat my shyt earlier in the day :sadbron:. had a weak ass erection during sex. the conversation was like:

her: *straddling me and rubbing my meat on her puss trying to get my weak erection inside of her* :why: why won't it get hard? what's wrong? you not attracted to me anymore? :sadbron:
me: *trying to help her stroke it* :lupe: i don't know. it has nothing to do with you tho
her: :comeon: did you jack off today?
me: NO! :mjpls:
her: then what's wrong? :mjcry:
dikk: *finally gets semi hard and she's able to get it in*
her: :noah:..........................:aicmon: it's still not as hard as it usually is
me: *stroking really hard to compensate for the softness* :lupe: don't....worry....babe.....it's.....gonna....get.....there
dikk: *grows with every stroke*
her: :childplease::dwillhuh::ohhh::noah::ahh::ohlawd::deadrose:
me: :whew:

i can't let it happen a third time, brehs. :to:

so fapping, :camby:


Good point. I'm on day... I don't know... couple weeks in. And I don't really notice the surge of energy that a lot of ya'll talkin about, but my erection quality is :obama: again.
 

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i started my no fap on yesterday. wifey hit me with the :usure: 2 times in a row when i couldn't get it rock hard while we were trying to get it in. both times, i had beat my shyt earlier in the day :sadbron:. had a weak ass erection during sex. the conversation was like:

her: *straddling me and rubbing my meat on her puss trying to get my weak erection inside of her* :why: why won't it get hard? what's wrong? you not attracted to me anymore? :sadbron:
me: *trying to help her stroke it* :lupe: i don't know. it has nothing to do with you tho
her: :comeon: did you jack off today?
me: NO! :mjpls:
her: then what's wrong? :mjcry:
dikk: *finally gets semi hard and she's able to get it in*
her: :noah:..........................:aicmon: it's still not as hard as it usually is
me: *stroking really hard to compensate for the softness* :lupe: don't....worry....babe.....it's.....gonna....get.....there
dikk: *grows with every stroke*
her: :childplease::dwillhuh::ohhh::noah::ahh::ohlawd::deadrose:
me: :whew:

i can't let it happen a third time, brehs. :to:

so fapping, :camby:

Something similar happened to me.. I told her straight up, it must be too much porn. Had to take the damn condom off to stay up. :snoop:
 
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