90 Day Fiance basically confirms how dumb, disgusting and pathetic White Men are

[Ezra]

Asuelu is the star of this season.

Him doing the shaq shimmy while saying "She cant wait to do the sex"



I cant tell if he's too dumb to know he should be stressed w having a kid and the mother's fam hate you or just a product of that laid back island life.

Either way, Im envious of someone so care free.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

That Russian hospital


I hope I never get sick, or locked up in Russia.

fukk it!


I'm never going to Russia.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Yall know damn well Colt mom's cooking is trash

Larissa shopping for that sofa .....Oh you bought a sofa to surprise me? Why don't we try it out Yo mom dukes, take the car out to Cracker Barrel, I heard they got an old-geezer special before noon, don't come back till 8pm

Take your wife to a club full of thots brehs
So Kalani is 30 years old, she claims she was a virgin when she went to Samoa and met Asuelu and got knocked up

Ex Marine said "she's a model, shes very successful back home, shes the best thing that's ever happened to me" .......... don't you got kids?

 

[mortuus est]

you guys have gotten me into this season ive been keeping up with whats going on via instagram

Larissa is actually mad funny on her insta stories, the way she adds a extra (e) to her words




ashleys friend that snitches on jay is on some fukk shyt, apparently ash cant have anymore kids
which is kinda sad cause its interesting seeing a young breh from the islands being with an older mature lady, like what would the end result be

 

[King Poetic]

That Russian hospital


I hope I never get sick, or locked up in Russia.

fukk it!


I'm never going to Russia.

shyt look like something from the walking dead

 

[King Poetic]

you guys have gotten me into this season ive been keeping up with whats going on via instagram

Larissa is actually mad funny on her insta stories, the way she adds a extra (e) to her words




ashleys friend that snitches on jay is on some fukk shyt, apparently ash cant have anymore kids
which is kinda sad cause its interesting seeing a young breh from the islands being with an older mature lady, like what would the end result be

Got Damn... who needs friends.... but her girl whole life on line

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Jamaican breh must of fukked that pig gawt damn

 

[BlackMajik]

you guys have gotten me into this season ive been keeping up with whats going on via instagram

Larissa is actually mad funny on her insta stories, the way she adds a extra (e) to her words




ashleys friend that snitches on jay is on some fukk shyt, apparently ash cant have anymore kids
which is kinda sad cause its interesting seeing a young breh from the islands being with an older mature lady, like what would the end result be

Wooow her ex friend is a piece of shyt

 

[King of Creampies]

Take your wife to a club full of thots brehsSo Kalani is 30 years old, she claims she was a virgin when she went to Samoa and met Asuelu and got knocked up

Ex Marine said "she's a model, shes very successful back home, shes the best thing that's ever happened to me" .......... don't you got kids?

That white man is a cold piece.

Kicked his own SEED out for his female to come in.

Damm man.... Asuelu needs to GTFO before Kalani's father kills that dude. Her father is really deep on some Mormon self-hatred and can't deal with his own abuse or fear except punching people or displaying violence.

If he is telling Asuelu he is going to RUN that fade at the dinner table what the fukk you think her father been doing in that house to his own wife and kids.

 

[Givethanks]

Single people love giving relationship advice

I knows it's a barbershop and all but why are these brehs in the barberhhop trying to loud up Jay from yaad's situation on TV.



"He hasn't even travelled the world"
What you think he's doing

 

[International S.]

That white man is a cold piece.

Kicked his own SEED out for his female to come in.

Damm man.... Asuelu needs to GTFO before Kalani's father kills that dude. Her father is really deep on some Mormon self-hatred and can't deal with his own abuse or fear except punching people or displaying violence.

If he is telling Asuelu he is going to RUN that fade at the dinner table what the fukk you think her father been doing in that house to his own wife and kids.

guaranteed had it been a cac chilling at his table ...he would have been all smiles laughs n jokes

30 year old virgin ...yea aiight

asuelo dont know shorty was a late night top off for all the brads and codys

Ill bust a bbw down ...but kalani on the andre the giant side of the game

 

[Egomaniacal1]

Damn she went off on the homie Asuelu tonight, like she seemed like the most controlling paranoid ass white chick in that scene with the baby and the carseat. Run Asuelu, run while you still can. I feel like he just gonna end up like,"fukk it i'm going back home to my simple quiet life. Put me on child support, i don't care. I'll send you back half of these pineapples to help feed the baby."

Ok i feel like Colt hit the jackpot for what he's working with....like yea Larissa looks like an old pornstar but she still hotter than anything he should have ever been able to touch. That white skin i tell ya...

Speaking of which i don't know what on earth Leida is thinking... She another one hypnotized by the skin because does it make any logical sense to move from a life of wealth to this pig sty with this old worn out and disheveled looking cac?!?! I call them David and Annie 2.0. I feel like he trying to okie doke her ass, make it look like he has more worth than he really does before she realizes it and she's trapped. I don't think he ever intended for the family to see the real apartment. He knows if he can just hold onto her til she's set up as a doctor then she can be the breadwinner and he can live a much better lifestyle. The long con.

Jay could have done better with picking his pawg....but he also could have done A LOT WORSE. Better looking than Melanie(with Devar) so i ain't mad at it. She about to start running the control game on his ass next episode but as long as he keeps long stroking her dumb ass she ain't going anywhere.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Apparently LLarissa has three kids.

 

[4-Rin]

The barber that told Jay "don't get married bruh" must post on the coli. I was weak when he said that shyt

Leida needs to go back to Indonesia. Breh knows he needed the money from her pops but was too embarrassed to accept help.

Asuelu needs to return to the simple life.

What happened to the Christian stripper with the Muslim fiancé? Weren't they supposed to be on this season?

 

[David_TheMan]

Ole mormon girl is crazy as fukk, Aselu needs to bounce.
Ole girl's brother is weird as hell too, he got jokes though, so I'll just wait and see what he presents., but yeah chick acts like the man isn't even the cihld's father and is some type of visitor or some shyt. SMH.

As for the russian kids, its going to be rough for them, they are both immature as hell, have little job prospects, but they might workout the best if they are both committed. There is the realest relationship I've seen on this show since the first season, when you had a couple that dated for years and was just boring in that they didn't have any real issues planning the marriage.

Colt is a fukking weirdo and his mom is weird too, time to let that boy go. SMH. His mom operates like she is in a relationship with her son. SMH

My jamaican cat needs to get like Devar, time for him to start looking for a school to enroll in or something so he can get ready to start working.