Yo the way Jesse ethers Darcy is comedy, in that accent, 10 to 20 years younger, lmao
"She threw a shoo at my head, what's next a glass?"
Straight comedy.
When they met I was waiting for a PETA member to run up to them and dump red paint on all that mink they had on.
Darcy on the couch looking like Clifford the dog, looking like a red dry erase marker. Jesse with the Burlington coat factory suit, prolly got that mothafukka off the rack and saw it been marked down 3 times already, from $349.99 down to $69.99 ... Don't ask me how I know
Edit: it's wild how after a breakup women always preach about "I'm doing me now, I'm focusing on me and my kids now" you see it all over social media, a week later they right back out there making the same mistakes all over again like they haven't learned shyt.