Ximena looks like she would easily kill your ass if you got caught cheating. Then haul ass back to Columbia like nothing happened. I'm telling ya'll she's crazy.
And you know she got that WET WET
Seems like a solid chick if you stay on the up and up with her
, her mad face is kinda 
I'm over here talking to this GPS like "Breh you serious right now? this shyt is mad deep" .... party was out in Coney Island, I'm in Queens, I said fukk it, made up some excuse and bailed. Meanwhile Tarik taking 5 connecting flights and Paul going deep into amazonian jungle for a basic bird :Denzel12:
at Tarik's song. What a fukking loser. How can you not see that she gives not a single fukk about you??
face in the park and he hugged her. He looked at the camera and shook his head like not this shyt again 
(long pause, lip quivers) ...yes. I like it. this nikka had the nerve to bob his head like he was dropping heat. This nikka is endless entertainment. Hazel with the conman finesse to make him propose, she's gonna do great in the US. She gonna leave his ass homeless lmao. When he proposed she was like 
this fool really believed all that shyt I was telling him?
as bad as she might want to go to the US I think she realizes Paul is out his mind.
shyt back in the day tho
shyt 
and the tlc crew didnt look like they were trying to help either
when he needed help lifting himself up after he caught that arm cramp
I swear you say this every week
(pause)
Aye between Tarik producing some of the most cringeworthy television of the last decade kissing on a girl who doesn’t like him, and Michael getting marked out by Big Van Vader, brehs are looking mad weak this season.
That’s ok though because we have the National fukkery Association first round draft pick next season
