what kinda gear would you put him in? (real question)
9/27 Impact Wrestling Thread: TV Title Back & Hogan Invades the Clubhouse
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what kinda gear would you put him in? (real question)
InstantKlassik
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Damn Kurt Anlge was just interviewed on MMA Uncensored Live and he sounded shaky and looked disoriented as hell 
Damn Kurt Anlge was just interviewed on MMA Uncensored Live and he sounded shaky and looked disoriented as hell
I know. Sounded like he was on the verge of tears or something.
If only Kurt had been in mma in that late 90's early 2000's. He'd have been mopping the floor with some folks favorite heavyweights at that time for sure.
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InstantKlassik
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No doubt he would've been a monster in the mma during his prime.
But I legit worry about Kurt sometimes
the years and years of amateur + pro wrestling have clearly taken a huge toll on his body. I bet he's WAY more fukked up physically then he will ever let anybody know. I hope he's around for a long time.
I... I won't be here for this
I'll be working late tomorrow, but hopefully I make it home in time for some of the f#ckery
I had to miss out too.
Well, what does he look like in a pair of tights? (no homo)
I think if he went back to the cargo pants it'd look better but even that wouldn't save it. I don't like his look either. Looks too indie/redneck.
TrueEpic08
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No doubt he would've been a monster in the mma during his prime.
But I legit worry about Kurt sometimes
the years and years of amateur + pro wrestling have clearly taken a huge toll on his body. I bet he's WAY more fukked up physically then he will ever let anybody know. I hope he's around for a long time.
He'd have to retire immediately for this to happen.
Watching this I tried to recall all the laws that Aces & Eights have broken since they debuted and its crazy becasue these dudes would be locked up forever if this was real. They got multiple kidnappings and assaults with deadly weapons just to name a few of their infractions.
And yeah that dude last night was Bischoff. I'm still hoping its a collabo betwen him and Jarrett though. The two of them have similar motivations to hate TNA.
This Aces and Eights shyt was horrible. Is Russo back on the booking team? Just crazy, instead of focussing on "new talent", they have half the show dedicated to Hogan&Sting, plus Abytch duct taped to a board...
This is what I think about this episode:
After what happened last week I expect a lot of cartoon-like hijinx on this episode, so don't dissapoint me TNA. Highlights of "Beer" and "Money" scrapping, Joseph Park getting kidnapped and slapped up by Aces and Eights, Ho Kogan accepting an invite to the Deadman's Hand Clubhouse, and Austin Aries's weird slow heel turn with Bully Ray thrown in the mix somehow. Boss Hoegan swaggin' down to the ring with baseball bat and classic nWo rintone music playing. HA at Hoegan wanting us to watch his back and I say "fukk THAT!" I don't want a hammer to go upside my head.
Apparently it's Championship Thursday, apparently Devon wanted more money so they stripped him of the title so Hoegan is gonna go have Samoa Joe, Magnus, Garrett Bischoff and Anderson Anderson battle it out for the Television Title. Next up, Hogan making Roode vs Storm at Bound For Glory a Street Fight with special referee... King Mo?! This is how they are gonna introduce King Mo in TNA? Gonna be interesting how that plays out. Now Hoegan is crunk as hell ready to deal with Aces and Eights... oh snap it's the return of Hall of Famer Joker Sting. Wonder if TNA gonna give Sting a Hall of Fame ring or are they too cheap to afford it? Apparently Sting saying he's going with Hoegan to visit the secret hideout, fukkery is at hand.
Damn apparently Mr. Anderson has a Bound For Glory moment... oh yeah I forgot Anderson was in a Bound For Glory main event. He was apart of that "10-10-10 THEEERRRREEEEE HEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEE!!" bullshyt. Lord have mercy at this Christie Hemme pan-up as she announces Kurt Angle with AJ Styles vs Chavito Heat with Hernandez vs one half of the World Tag Team Champions of the World Christopher Daniels with Kaz. Chavo got some weird ass music, they should have game him some bootleg Santana as a theme. Damn it's like any match that Daniels is involved in with multiple people he ALWAYS get doubleteamed. Oh shyt now all of the men has gotten into the ring, wtf? So the ref kicked out all of the non-participants like he should have done at the beginning of the match. Damn Angle is wrescking shop on both men. Damn now Chavo is wrecking shop with the crowd chanting "EDDIE!" Daniels sandwich both Angle and Chavo in the corner knocking heads then hits Chavo with a STO for the win. A chaotic match with the heel winning clean.
Backstage in Hoegan's office for the traditional LOOONNGGGG stretched out debate on who will get the Television Title shot. As usual the wrestlers are bickering with each other, can't they just pull names out of a hat and be done with this? HAHA he just randomly eliminates Magnus for some weird ass reason... he can't afford him? Meanwhile Madam Brooke Hogan meeting with Tara to punish her for challenging someone on Open Fight Night... a night where you are SUPPOSED TO CHALLENGE SOMEONE! I don't get this storyline at all and Tara doesn't care either cause she is talking to her hollywood boyfriend on the phone. So Madam Brooke is punishing Tara by putting her in a #1 Contenders Match... how is this a punishment?!
Damn Christie those boots are made for licking, so it's time for Tara's "punishment" with Tara vs... the Old Dirty bytch along with her husband Crazy Eric Young. Damn at commentary shooting on the fact that the Knockouts Tag Team Championships been last defended back in March, a lot of knockouts has been let out of their contracts since then so it makes me wonder why the belts still exist? EY acting crazy as usual wasting his talents in TNA. ODB has that country cornbread eatin' thickness that I enjoy, her p*ssy must smell like brisket. Tara looks like she hurt her knee but ODB stays whooping her ass. Damn Tara took off her knee brace badly clutching her knee... DAMN she played possum and rolled up ODB for the surprise win. So Tara is officially the #1 Contender... nice punishment.
Backstage Al Snow, Bruce Prichard and Taz are talking about Mark Markouplous' performance last week on GutCheck. Damn Bruce mad at Al Snow for acting like a man standing up for himself, Bruce don't want that lawsuit from Joey Ryan. The judges kinda like how Evan performed, he was damn sure better than Kris Lewie. Why is Al tripping about Evan being 18... I smell bullshyt. Backstage Bully Ray twittering it up not wanting to be disturbed while twittering. Another part backstage Hoegan makes his final cut for the Television Title shot... HAHA Hoegan eliminates Garrett so its gonna be Anderson vs Joe for the Television Title shot next. Garrett had a weird look in his eyes when he got eliminated... makes me think he may be apart of the Deadman's Hand somehow, would be a swerve somewhat. Another part backstage Austin Aries taping up with Robert Roode rollin' up planting seeds of doubt in Aries' head continuing that slow heel turn for A-Double. This "Aries being jealous of Jeff Hardy" storyline is weird ass hell to me because Austin has NO DAMN REASON to be jealous or hate Hardy what-so-ever.
Time for the Television Championship Match between Samoa Joe vs Mr. Anderson. Hopefully whoever wins this title will DEFEND THE TITLE EVERY GODDAMN WEEK like a Television Champion supposed to do. Anderson has that Eminem haircut, better than the last haircut he had. I will say this match is pretty good, best Television Title match in quite sometime. Anderson got caught slippin' and gets trapped in the Real Naked Choke, Anderson is fighting it but Joe has the move locked... damn it's been some minutes with this hold but it looks like Anderson passed out giving Joe the TKO win and the Television Championship. I believe this makes Samoa Joe the third Grand Slam Champion in TNA history behind AJ Styles and Abyss. It's rare to see a pass-out victory in this day and age of "taping out".
Highlights of the whole bloddy affair of Aces and Eights vs TNA (featuring Shaq... seriously Shaquille o'Neal). Oh snap some chick that looks like she shops at Hot Topic sprays mace in Sting and Hoegan's eyes blinding them... OH SNAP ACES AND EIGHTS JUMPS THEM AND THOWS THEM IN AN UNMARKED VAN! Reminds me of the "Sabotage" by Beastie Boys music video for some reason. TNA showing a replay of the abduction... did anyone call the cops about this? Now it's time for the GutCheck final judging of Evan Markoupolous in the ring. Oh snap the crowd is doing the "B-Bry YEEES!" chants, I hope WWE copyrights that. Taz votes... Yes. Bruce Prichard votes... No. Damn he voted no because he thinks he is too young. Al Snow votes... NO. Just like Bruce, Al voted no because he thinks he's too young. Didn't they know Evan was 18 years old when they let him come to the Impact Zone to do GutCheck? So what that he's 18, that just means he has more time to grow and improve... fukk THIS COMPANY EVERYWEEK! Seriously that was a bullshyt reason to eliminate someone. If an 18 year old cute chick wanted to smash I'm not going to turn her down cause she's young I'm going to say "You're legal, so lets fukk!"
What the fukk is this new trailer of the Ninja Turtles show? They are just shytting on its legacy with bullshyt like this. So apparently they got QUICK footage of the meeting between Aces and Eights, Hoegan and Sting. Magnus has a Bound For Glory highlights of the Brittish Invasion winning the Tag Team Championships from Main Event Mafia. Back to the hideout... the boss sounds like Eric Bischoff, this all makes sense now. nWo-like hostile takeover, motorcycles, him being a boss... it has to be Eric Bischoff. Damn they wheeled out Joseph Park strapped up on a table. So apparently at Bound For Glory the Aces and Eights gonna provide 2 of their men to fight 2 of TNA's guys... if the Aces win they get full access to TNA but if TNA wins the Aces goes away... but Hoegan can't be one of the two and Joseph Park will be let go after Bound For Glory. Man I BELIEVE that Eric Bischoff is gonna be back on tv, that look Garrett Bischoff gave to Hoegan earlier makes sense now.
Backstage James Storm talks about Robert Roode and King Mo, such a weird combination of people in that match. Time for the main event between Robert Roode in his classic "Wallstreet" robe and "Calfzilla" Bully Ray vs "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" Austin Aries and the #1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship Jeff Hardy. Damn Bully just remind me that this is the reunion of the short-lived team "Calves and Abs" meanwhile Hardy looks like The Mandarin with that pale green facepaint. Aries needs to make a tag but tells Jeff "I Got This!" and doesn't tag him in. Aries is handling both Bully and Roode by himself with no problems but for NO REASON Jeff tags himself in and steals the win AFTER Aries hits the Brainbuster or Roode. Aries SHOULD be mad at Jeff but they are gonna spin it as Aries being jealous. I am still wondering is TNA trying to mirror the Punk/Cena storyline with Punk being the man with the championship but not showed the respect like Cena gets. Still a weird way to build up their "wrestlemania" main event but whatever. Backstage Hoegan and Sting getting dropped off back at the Impact Zone knowing what they have to do as the road to Bound For Glory leads on.
After what happened last week I expect a lot of cartoon-like hijinx on this episode, so don't dissapoint me TNA. Highlights of "Beer" and "Money" scrapping, Joseph Park getting kidnapped and slapped up by Aces and Eights, Ho Kogan accepting an invite to the Deadman's Hand Clubhouse, and Austin Aries's weird slow heel turn with Bully Ray thrown in the mix somehow. Boss Hoegan swaggin' down to the ring with baseball bat and classic nWo rintone music playing. HA at Hoegan wanting us to watch his back and I say "fukk THAT!" I don't want a hammer to go upside my head.
Apparently it's Championship Thursday, apparently Devon wanted more money so they stripped him of the title so Hoegan is gonna go have Samoa Joe, Magnus, Garrett Bischoff and Anderson Anderson battle it out for the Television Title. Next up, Hogan making Roode vs Storm at Bound For Glory a Street Fight with special referee... King Mo?! This is how they are gonna introduce King Mo in TNA? Gonna be interesting how that plays out. Now Hoegan is crunk as hell ready to deal with Aces and Eights... oh snap it's the return of Hall of Famer Joker Sting. Wonder if TNA gonna give Sting a Hall of Fame ring or are they too cheap to afford it? Apparently Sting saying he's going with Hoegan to visit the secret hideout, fukkery is at hand.
Damn apparently Mr. Anderson has a Bound For Glory moment... oh yeah I forgot Anderson was in a Bound For Glory main event. He was apart of that "10-10-10 THEEERRRREEEEE HEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEE!!" bullshyt. Lord have mercy at this Christie Hemme pan-up as she announces Kurt Angle with AJ Styles vs Chavito Heat with Hernandez vs one half of the World Tag Team Champions of the World Christopher Daniels with Kaz. Chavo got some weird ass music, they should have game him some bootleg Santana as a theme. Damn it's like any match that Daniels is involved in with multiple people he ALWAYS get doubleteamed. Oh shyt now all of the men has gotten into the ring, wtf? So the ref kicked out all of the non-participants like he should have done at the beginning of the match. Damn Angle is wrescking shop on both men. Damn now Chavo is wrecking shop with the crowd chanting "EDDIE!" Daniels sandwich both Angle and Chavo in the corner knocking heads then hits Chavo with a STO for the win. A chaotic match with the heel winning clean.
Backstage in Hoegan's office for the traditional LOOONNGGGG stretched out debate on who will get the Television Title shot. As usual the wrestlers are bickering with each other, can't they just pull names out of a hat and be done with this? HAHA he just randomly eliminates Magnus for some weird ass reason... he can't afford him? Meanwhile Madam Brooke Hogan meeting with Tara to punish her for challenging someone on Open Fight Night... a night where you are SUPPOSED TO CHALLENGE SOMEONE! I don't get this storyline at all and Tara doesn't care either cause she is talking to her hollywood boyfriend on the phone. So Madam Brooke is punishing Tara by putting her in a #1 Contenders Match... how is this a punishment?!
Damn Christie those boots are made for licking, so it's time for Tara's "punishment" with Tara vs... the Old Dirty bytch along with her husband Crazy Eric Young. Damn at commentary shooting on the fact that the Knockouts Tag Team Championships been last defended back in March, a lot of knockouts has been let out of their contracts since then so it makes me wonder why the belts still exist? EY acting crazy as usual wasting his talents in TNA. ODB has that country cornbread eatin' thickness that I enjoy, her p*ssy must smell like brisket. Tara looks like she hurt her knee but ODB stays whooping her ass. Damn Tara took off her knee brace badly clutching her knee... DAMN she played possum and rolled up ODB for the surprise win. So Tara is officially the #1 Contender... nice punishment.
Backstage Al Snow, Bruce Prichard and Taz are talking about Mark Markouplous' performance last week on GutCheck. Damn Bruce mad at Al Snow for acting like a man standing up for himself, Bruce don't want that lawsuit from Joey Ryan. The judges kinda like how Evan performed, he was damn sure better than Kris Lewie. Why is Al tripping about Evan being 18... I smell bullshyt. Backstage Bully Ray twittering it up not wanting to be disturbed while twittering. Another part backstage Hoegan makes his final cut for the Television Title shot... HAHA Hoegan eliminates Garrett so its gonna be Anderson vs Joe for the Television Title shot next. Garrett had a weird look in his eyes when he got eliminated... makes me think he may be apart of the Deadman's Hand somehow, would be a swerve somewhat. Another part backstage Austin Aries taping up with Robert Roode rollin' up planting seeds of doubt in Aries' head continuing that slow heel turn for A-Double. This "Aries being jealous of Jeff Hardy" storyline is weird ass hell to me because Austin has NO DAMN REASON to be jealous or hate Hardy what-so-ever.
Time for the Television Championship Match between Samoa Joe vs Mr. Anderson. Hopefully whoever wins this title will DEFEND THE TITLE EVERY GODDAMN WEEK like a Television Champion supposed to do. Anderson has that Eminem haircut, better than the last haircut he had. I will say this match is pretty good, best Television Title match in quite sometime. Anderson got caught slippin' and gets trapped in the Real Naked Choke, Anderson is fighting it but Joe has the move locked... damn it's been some minutes with this hold but it looks like Anderson passed out giving Joe the TKO win and the Television Championship. I believe this makes Samoa Joe the third Grand Slam Champion in TNA history behind AJ Styles and Abyss. It's rare to see a pass-out victory in this day and age of "taping out".
Highlights of the whole bloddy affair of Aces and Eights vs TNA (featuring Shaq... seriously Shaquille o'Neal). Oh snap some chick that looks like she shops at Hot Topic sprays mace in Sting and Hoegan's eyes blinding them... OH SNAP ACES AND EIGHTS JUMPS THEM AND THOWS THEM IN AN UNMARKED VAN! Reminds me of the "Sabotage" by Beastie Boys music video for some reason. TNA showing a replay of the abduction... did anyone call the cops about this? Now it's time for the GutCheck final judging of Evan Markoupolous in the ring. Oh snap the crowd is doing the "B-Bry YEEES!" chants, I hope WWE copyrights that. Taz votes... Yes. Bruce Prichard votes... No. Damn he voted no because he thinks he is too young. Al Snow votes... NO. Just like Bruce, Al voted no because he thinks he's too young. Didn't they know Evan was 18 years old when they let him come to the Impact Zone to do GutCheck? So what that he's 18, that just means he has more time to grow and improve... fukk THIS COMPANY EVERYWEEK! Seriously that was a bullshyt reason to eliminate someone. If an 18 year old cute chick wanted to smash I'm not going to turn her down cause she's young I'm going to say "You're legal, so lets fukk!"
What the fukk is this new trailer of the Ninja Turtles show? They are just shytting on its legacy with bullshyt like this. So apparently they got QUICK footage of the meeting between Aces and Eights, Hoegan and Sting. Magnus has a Bound For Glory highlights of the Brittish Invasion winning the Tag Team Championships from Main Event Mafia. Back to the hideout... the boss sounds like Eric Bischoff, this all makes sense now. nWo-like hostile takeover, motorcycles, him being a boss... it has to be Eric Bischoff. Damn they wheeled out Joseph Park strapped up on a table. So apparently at Bound For Glory the Aces and Eights gonna provide 2 of their men to fight 2 of TNA's guys... if the Aces win they get full access to TNA but if TNA wins the Aces goes away... but Hoegan can't be one of the two and Joseph Park will be let go after Bound For Glory. Man I BELIEVE that Eric Bischoff is gonna be back on tv, that look Garrett Bischoff gave to Hoegan earlier makes sense now.
Backstage James Storm talks about Robert Roode and King Mo, such a weird combination of people in that match. Time for the main event between Robert Roode in his classic "Wallstreet" robe and "Calfzilla" Bully Ray vs "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" Austin Aries and the #1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship Jeff Hardy. Damn Bully just remind me that this is the reunion of the short-lived team "Calves and Abs" meanwhile Hardy looks like The Mandarin with that pale green facepaint. Aries needs to make a tag but tells Jeff "I Got This!" and doesn't tag him in. Aries is handling both Bully and Roode by himself with no problems but for NO REASON Jeff tags himself in and steals the win AFTER Aries hits the Brainbuster or Roode. Aries SHOULD be mad at Jeff but they are gonna spin it as Aries being jealous. I am still wondering is TNA trying to mirror the Punk/Cena storyline with Punk being the man with the championship but not showed the respect like Cena gets. Still a weird way to build up their "wrestlemania" main event but whatever. Backstage Hoegan and Sting getting dropped off back at the Impact Zone knowing what they have to do as the road to Bound For Glory leads on.
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
MightyHealthy
said what he said
No doubt he would've been a monster in the mma during his prime.
But I legit worry about Kurt sometimes
the years and years of amateur + pro wrestling have clearly taken a huge toll on his body. I bet he's WAY more fukked up physically then he will ever let anybody know. I hope he's around for a long time.
(I wish I had the better version where it shows him as he gets up, lookin hyped off roids
)
Shadow
Enjoy your life and loved ones.
(I wish I had the better version where it shows him as he gets up)
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