[9/21/23] IMPACT1001: Celebration Continues with 5 on 5 Knockouts Tag Match, Ultimate X and More

[Novembruh]

Time is 1998 Goldberg; Undefeated.

everywhere

and yet somewhere in Georgia AJ Styles somehow still has ab definition and can do a standing moonsault

 

[jeh]

Damn, sorry to hear that. I hope you start to feel better.
If you need a good personal injury attorney, Rollie Forbes, Esq. is at your service. Since you're a friend, I'll only charge you 60%.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

I knew that was Iron Mike, but can we talk about my 60% though?

 

[Silkk]

Motorcycle Accident years ago. I was working out doing 2500 situps and I couldn't move

You trying to go Super Saiyan for real?


Most I ever did in a day was 100 pushups, 100 dips, 100 situps. But 2500?

 

[jeh]

I knew that was Iron Mike, but can we talk about my 60% though?

Alright what about your 60% Sir

 

[jeh]

You trying to go Super Saiyan for real?


Most I ever did in a day was 100 pushups, 100 dips, 100 situps. But 2500?

Bit from Tyson, see above
In my prime I could do a thousand sit-ups a day. 100 pushups, 100 dips, 100 situps is incredible breh

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Alright what about your 60% Sir

That's my cut of the fat settlement I'm going to get you for Mike Tyson's motorcycle breaking your back in three places. You can cashapp my share to $RollieForbesLawFirm.

 

[jeh]

That's my cut of the fat settlement I'm going to get you for Mike Tyson's motorcycle breaking your back in three places. You can cashapp my share to $RollieForbesLawFirm.

I got you breh. Here's the thing though right, I can hit you but the way my bank account is setup

 

[Rollie Forbes]

I got you breh. Here's the thing though right, I can hit you but the way my bank account is setup

Don't even trip. Just text me your social & your birthday, and I'll fill out this PPP loan form for you. Slide me 3 G's Chief, and I'll take care of everything!

 

[jeh]

Don't even trip. Just text me your social & your birthday, and I'll fill out this PPP loan form for you. Slide me 3 G's Chief, and I'll take care of everything!

Three Thousand Dollars...that seems too low let's make it 5 Grand

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Three Thousand Dollars...that seems too low let's make it 5 Grand

You're trying to pay pandemic prices? I don't know, Breh. That seems like a setup...

 

[PharaohAtem]

 

[Organic Trees]

Impact still exists?

 

[AStrangeName]

Impact still exists?

Been going strong for 21 years now

 

[PharaohAtem]

Impact still exists?

02 Til Infinity