No pictures. This was 1990, back when people could actually have fun and not worry about people recording things on their cell phones and posting them on the internet.
Flair got the mic from the DJ and did a five minute Black Scorpion impersonation. There's no way to make it funny in print, but it was hilarious.
What was scary was that Flair when asked the guy for the mic, the DJ said he couldn't let him do it- it might get him fired. After a bit of bantering Flair pulled out his wallet, piling $50 and $100 bills until the guy finally agreed to let Flair have the mic for only five minutes, all under the guise that Flair grabbed the mic without permission*. All told, I'd say Flair spent about $600 of 1990 money for that five minutes of fun. On top of that, he was buying drinks for everyone in sight.
While I'm gossiping, Flair was AMAZING. He'd meet a girl, walk out with her, and come back about an hour later, looking a bit messier than he did when he left. I only saw him do it twice on this night, but I've seen him do it three times.
*At which point Arn Anderson menacingly barked out "that's what the fukk you should have done in the first place and kept your goddamned money".
Speaking of Arn, when I asked how he was doing he got straight to the point. "I need to get laid TONIGHT- no bullshyt. I've got enough cum built up to shampoo a moose". I was dying laughing and he looked at me and said "what, you've never heard that one before?".
No, I hadn't. Good times.
