8/27 Monday Night RAW Thread: Let's Hear What Prince Paul Has To Say!

[PTBG]

Here's a good review about Raw:
WWE Raw results and reactions from last night (Aug. 27): Anger management - Cageside Seats
But, this part about H nailed everything there is about H and this terrible ass storyline:

I saved this for last because I want to address you directly, Triple H. You come to the ring and you waste 15 minutes of everyone's time by standing around and then begin your terrible promo by saying "let's cut right to the chase." No, a$$hole, cutting right to the chase would have meant you getting on with your promo instead of standing there like a fukking idiot because you hoped the fine folks in Milwaukee would cheer you when they have absolutely zero reason to. You milked it for all it was worth and when you realized it wasn't much, you tried to save face with that bullshyt meandering promo that didn't really say anything at all. You went over the same points multiple times, you had too many unnecessary dramatic pauses and those tears were as fake as it gets. You're a terrible actor and not one pro wrestling fan is better off having watched that terrible segment of yours that ran way too long and took television time away from potential superstars of tomorrow, like Dean Ambrose, who still hasn't debuted because there's no time because you're too fukking busy eating minutes so you can do like your buddy Shawn Michaels and lose your smile. We all know damn well you're not really retiring because that would mean going out without getting your win back and there's no way that's happening, is there? You have to get that win back because you have to do better than everyone else even though you know, deep down inside that little brain of yours behind those 48 weird wrinkles on your forehead, you're not as good as you wish you were and when fans remember the greats of the industry, your name won't pop up in the top fukking 20. Do like we know you won't and retire. Go the hell away and don't come back.

 

[Brad Piff]

kliq still makin em mad after all these years roll with the winners

 

[Ohnoits]

ROFL PURE ETHER

 

[CJ]

Here's a good review about Raw:
WWE Raw results and reactions from last night (Aug. 27): Anger management - Cageside Seats
But, this part about H nailed everything there is about H and this terrible ass storyline:

Jesus Christ This nikka done hit everypoint and still made it fit in a single paragraph for em'

"48 weird wrinkles on your forehead"

 

[Brad Piff]

- Regarding the current push of Damien Sandow, it's said that he's considered to be Triple H's big project right now.

kliq STAY doing whats right for the biz

 

[g-ice]

- Regarding the current push of Damien Sandow, it's said that he's considered to be Triple H's big project right now.

kliq STAY doing whats right for the biz

I can dig that at least from HHH.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

- Regarding the current push of Damien Sandow, it's said that he's considered to be Triple H's big project right now.

kliq STAY doing whats right for the biz

And so is Woy Barry, another smark favorite.

 

[CJ]

Great, now Sandow about to get pushed too fast without proving shyt. Cesaro gonna job that strap quicker than Backlund.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Punk's heel turn is a flop. So far. Reminds me of Batista's heel turn. No one gave two shyts about him dressing in Polo shirts three sizes too small (except TSC'ers ) and doing bad Kanye impressions.

It was only after he started feuding with Cena did his heel turn kick into high gear. So too shall it be for Short Order Hitler. He's not going to get any heat beating up a 60 year old announcer. That's Miz level booking, and it ain't even do shyt for him. No one gives two fukks about Lawler, NO ONE. It was pathetic seeing Punk in there doing a beat down getting Tensai level heat.

Just cut to the fukking chase WWE, have him beat down and cut promos on Cena. That's how he's going to get over. That's why Cena stays in the title pictures and main events; he brings the fukking heat. Big Show's heel turn was a success because of Cena. He's the man; he sells merch, does promo, brings good pub, and draws heat and interest to programs.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

glad y'all ate so well

 

[Omar Little]

It was arguably the best Raw in the 3 Hour Format, though they should cut it back to 2 for real.

Sand-owed is slowly getting over, that pop when his music played was pretty surprising. Though I hate generic tag teams, I still fukks with Cody and Sand-owed being a seasoned "vet" can help Rhodes to get back where he needs to and slowly build that eventual feud down the line. Cawdy always get stuck with the tag teams but maybe this will work.

Good to see Dolph continuously work with the main eventers and fit in; though he always does the job in the end. meh.

HHH...hmm where to start. Like dude said, He is the epitome of the modern day classic wrestler and thats why people liked him. Those pity chants and pandering was awul. I knew Trips was always a glory hog and his career has been damn good. He's just not in same echleon as Austin, Rock, Taker, Hoegan , HBK, Flair etc.

I was @ Punk Abuse that pedo. They should phaze out lawyer and have Josh Matthews be the Raw Face Commentator for a while. The continous elbow drops and knees>>>>
Punk probably caught some heat for it but he needs to be that edgy tweener/heel, shyt he'll still sell merchandise.

Overall, it was predictable as usual but I been ingrained to watch this and cant stop no matter how bad this shyt is.

 

[DANJ!]

I get what people are saying about Cena climbing the cage. From a logical standpoint it makes sense... BUT...

Why would they have Cena climb the cage... after Punk has locked himself and Lawler in it. That would only make Punk then have to climb out after Cena has climbed in. Cena would look like a jackass climbing in to stop Punk, if Punk notices him climbing and then starts climbing out at the same time. And it would make Punk look stupid if they had him stay in the ring and keep beating up Lawler as Cena is CLEARLY climbing in. It's not like Cena's really Superman and could get over the cage in 3 seconds flat. If the idea was for Punk to beat Lawler up and no one having a chance to stop it, why would he see someone about to stop it and wait around for them to actually get there before escaping? And then, why would the person about to stop it keep climbing as Punk is leaving?

 

[I-Hate-You]

Cena would look like a jackass climbing in to stop Punk, if Punk notices him climbing and then starts climbing out at the same time.

Nah. That stops the Lawler beatdown - which was his point for coming out.

And then, why would the person about to stop it keep climbing as Punk is leaving?

When the cage was lifted, Cena had a perfect opportunity to chase Punk...but opted to stick around and make sure his boy was okay. Same thing.

It's really not that big of a deal. But it was just funny seeing him watch Lawler continue to get mauled for a minute and is standing there watching like "YOU ARE WAY OUT OF LINE!"

 

[R=G]

First it was this

-Mick Foley posted on Twitter that he thinks some of Triple H's comments on RAW were directed at him, especially the post about being the guy who "hangs around too long" and destroys his body.

Foley wrote: "HHH should take it from a guy who knows. Better to go out on top, on your own terms, than to hang around too long. YES! Just lost three times in a single Triple H highlight reel. When it comes to losing high profile matches, I truly am The King of Kings! Jees, kind of felt like he was referring to me there, didn't it?

Then it turned to this..

- Mick Foley posted the following on Twitter today, looking to set the record straight on his relationship with Triple H and stating that he is very happy being a WWE Ambassador:

Can I clear up this rumor about me not getting along with Triple H?

Triple H is the man responsible for bringing me back to WWE. I am very happy in my role as WWE Ambassador, and have a variety of WWE projects due out in the next few months: a children's book, a set of cards that I did the writing for, and the WWE13 game that I am apparently featured prominently in. I am hoping to use the release of the book to become a much larger part of WWE's "Be A STAR" campaign.

WWE has gone out of their way to clear considerable chunks of time for me, including the Montreal and Edinburgh comedy festivals and the upcoming Singapore Writer's Festival (more on that in a few days) and February tour of Australia.

And if I ever feel like I need a quick Foley fix; like I absolutely need to hear thousands of people chanting my name? Well,pretty much any house show I want to appear at is just a phone call (or text) away.

There is no higher form of flattery for me than showing up on another WWE Superstar's highlight video. I was thrilled to be there three times for Triple H.

Bottom line: I'm happy. I'm part of the company I love, and I get to try things on my own. Thank you, Triple H, for bringing me back to WWE.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

That was a story Foley himself probably leaked to that idiot Meltzer so his appearance on the 1000th RAW would be a "surprise." Foley going into business for himself is nothing new. You got worked pal.

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