How are you supposed to be a hard dude from the streets and you punch like a b#tch
I guess his brother will never get a head stone now
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8/23 Open Fight Night // Hogan, Stink Borden, Aces, Gut Check, Deal With It
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How are you supposed to be a hard dude from the streets and you punch like a b#tch
I guess his brother will never get a head stone now
How are you supposed to be a hard dude from the streets and you punch like a b#tch
and had firm titties...shyt ain't right
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You think you bad? You ain't bad!
something tells me brooke is involved with the aces.
it seems like the kind of twist they'd pull to give hogan something to do.
it seems like the kind of twist they'd pull to give hogan something to do.
I hope Steiner is that big nig that was running thangs. So that twitter war can get played out, and he can smut out Brooke on the regular to get Hogan heated
Steiner and Brooke together would instantly be the best thing in the business for all the wrong reasons.
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That would be GENIUS and hilarious MUST-SEE T.V.I hope Steiner is that big nig that was running thangs. So that twitter war can get played out, and he can smut out Brooke on the regular to get Hogan heated
So is it true? Is Samoa Joe one of the Aces and Eights? He was missing all night...
This is what I think about this episode:
So tonight is once again Open Fight Night Impact, personally I always had mixed feeling about these "open fight night" episodes because they seem too scripted and not enough random fights as they supposed to be, kinda like paying a prostitute to take to your prom as your date... with some make-up and a pretty dress you can fool everyone that she's some random cute broad but later when your fukking her in the backseat of the limo deep inside you know she's still a prostitute. On to the show... oh snap it looks like the trailer for the new season of Sons of Anarchy, the Aces and Eights are rollin' in deep, all they need is some goons rollin' in the Impact Zone in garbage trucks Souled Out style. TNA Gangland: Aces and Eights Edition starts now!
Ha at that "My Champ Is Roode!" fan sign... that's my champ too breh!:sadto: So the entire TNA locker room (which looks like 15 people) comes down to the ring for a big ass brawl. HAHA at Sting saying that he told security to leave the gate wide open.... you act like these nikkas had a hard time breaking in the place before. Sting calls James Storm to come down to the ring to fight, if I was Storm I would tell them all to go fukk themselves for doubting him just like Sting did to WCW decades ago. I see Gunner in the ring... the only way Gunner will stand next to main eventers this year. Oh snap the Aces and Eights coming through the crowd but it's just two members and they are foolish enough to get in the ring and they are getting the shyt beat out of them specifically by Killa Kurtis Angle and James Storm. The masks are off.. I don't know who the hell these motherfukkers are and apparently getting jumped was these dude's initation and according to them the worst is yet to come... what the hell?!
The NEEEEEEEEEEWWW TNA Knockouts Champion Brooke Tessmacher is coming out reppin' that H-Town like a proud PAWG! Tessmacher is calling out her mentor, best friend and lesbian lover (in my mind) Tara out for a match and Tara comes out looking goddamn fine good lawd! So apparently Taryn Terrell is going to be the referee for all knockout matches, she will always be ECW General Manager Tiffany to me. Top notch camerawork for this knockouts match as always... TSC's Stamp of Approval. This match is more athletic than violent, dont know if that's good or bad. A top rope superplex with the float over... Tara wins... good lawd she's just laying on Brooke taking her sweet time getting off of her (told yall lesbia lovers). The teacher beats the student, so I'm assuming this sets up a title match in the future.
Highlights of the Aces and Eights crippling The Pope breaking his shoulder bone getting hurt YET AGAIN, remember when The Pope was the hottest wrestler and future world champion 2 years ago... I can't remember that either. Backstage Boss Sting setting up a 3 Way Dance between the men that was supposed to fight but hadn't yet fought The Pope: RVD, AJ Styles and Robbie E while banning Cardigan Rob Terry from ringside LIKE A BAUCE! Thank you Based God for this blessed pan-up of Christie Hemme announcing this tripple threat match. So Storm, Joe, Van Damn and AJ are the top 4 on the BFG Series leaderboard. Because of AJ Styles and a ton of football players I need to get some custom printed gloves so I can throw up the Roc-a-Fella symbol in style... wait did they say that AJ Styles will have his paternity test revealed later tonight... damn they are really rushing that crackhead baby mama storyline. Damn Styles and Van Dam just straight double teaming Robbie... with him being dead last with 5 points what was the point of being in this damn tournament? FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON STYLES, but Robbie E swoops in and pins RVD for the 7 point win... I'm shocked!
Jeff Hardy coming out looking like a drugged out She-Hulk... seriously Jeff needs to stop doing these abstract nightmarish type of face painting he's been doing that's just not cute *pause*. So instead of calling out someone in the BFG Series Tournament for points he decides to call out Cardigan Rob Terry... what?! TNA Batista is betting the hell out of Jeff, even Taz and Mike Tenay is calling Jeff a dumbass for this move. Well we know how this goes... TWIST OF FATE... SWANTON BOMB... HARDY WINS! Waste of a match Jeff, could have had extra point, if Meth was on the line I bet you anything he would have called out Walter White. Backstage comic book villains Kaz and Daniels with Appletini in hand saying they are going reveal something shocking during the paternity reveal next.
Sting backstage in front of the camera acting like a crazy jackass, Sting needs to cool his crazy ass out. Highlights of the Dixie Carter/AJ Styles lust affair that took a Vince Russo swerve leading to Clair Lynch apparently being the baby daddy of the crackhead's baby that leads us to tonight leading to a paternity test. Inside the ring Jeremy Borash playing the role of Maury Povich calling AJ Styles to the ring wearing a ill t-shirt I need to get with an old school Don West "Brown Bag Special". Styles basically apologizing for participating in this stupid ass storyline, he claims he don't remember that night with Clair but if the test shows that he's the father of the baby he will "Do The Right Thing Like Spike Lee" and take care of his responsibilities.
Damn Kaz and Daniels come out and says that dead beat dads like Styles are the reasons why we have the horrible "B A STAR" bully campaigns. So apparently Clair is not in the Impact Zone but in a Florida hospital possibly having a miscarriage aka writing her out of this storyline... goddamn it TNA, worst storyline of the year. Oh snap Clair's attorney comes in the ring (here comes another Vince Russo swerve) and reads the statement that Kaz and Daniels made Clair drug Styles with roofies allowing Clair to take blackmail photos... and she's not even pregnant and asking for his forgivness. Damn they just deaded this damn storyline in an instant, and now AJ Styles tries to whoop their asses but they fled. So lets recap: James Storm was accused of being the leader of Aces and Eights and that was proven false. Then AJ Styles was accused of being a father but that was proven false... SO WHAT WAS THE DAMN POINT OF DIXIE AND AJ STYLES SNEAKING AROUND IN HOTEL ROOMS?! I'm assuming Bryan Alvares is screaming "MINUS FIVE STARS!" and losing his mind somewhere.
Backstage two members of Aces and Eights walking around but Sting and a barking Ho Kogan just beat them down with a wippleball bat... OH shyt THE RETURN OF HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN, 4 Life Brotha! Interviews of past Gut Check winner Alex Silva training in OVW... hopefully TNA New Nexus coming soon. Now it's time for this weeks Gut Check participant Kris Lewie, after seeing his highlight package earlier he needs this contract to feed all of his damn kids... but AJ Styles don't have to worry about new mouths to feed (seriously worse storyline of the year). Uh Oh this rookie is going to have to face Gunner... Chavo is not around so he gonna take all his mexican hating frustration out on the rookie. Taz already hating on commentary, he'll be hating some more next week during the judging process. As for my opinion, Kris Lewie is al'ight but I'm not impressed. Gunner Wins... not shocking, I'm predicting that this man is not going to get a contract but then again somehow Alex Silva got a contract so we'll see.
Backstage O.D.B shaking her t*ts hungry for beer and fried chicken.. my dream woman. In the ring Mr. Glass Anderson wrestling his last BFG Series Match against "Calfzilla" Bully Ray. Point-wise both men need to try to get a submission 10 point victory if they want to get a 4th place spot to qualify for the BFG Series Finals at No Surrender... it's all or nothing. Both of these dudes are beating the hell out of heach other, meanwhile backstage TNA wrestlers are beating the hell out of some Aces and Eights gang members... as usual multiple things are happening at once. Both of these guys keep going for pinfalls but THEY NEED A SUBMISSION WIN FOR 10 POINTS! Anderson counters the Bully Cutter and turns it into a Mic Check for the 7 points... but as I said before since this was Anderson's last match 7 points is not enough to be one of the Final Four WHICH IS WHY I KEPT SCREAMING TO GO FOR A SUMBISSION! MINUS FIVE STARS! A video of the leader of the Aces and Eights stating that the worst is yet to come, I still don't understand what the hell is happening cause all night long Aces and Eights have been getting their asses kick but I guess this is what Bane meant when he said "You victory will be your defeat!"
So Sting and the entire locker room comming back to ring after an entire night of whooping Aces and Eight's asses calling them out yet again. The crowd screaming for Hogan... and I'm noticing Hogan is not out there with them. Aces and Eights coming down from all sides and fight with the TNA wrestlers... this time it looks like more than 8 wrestlers it's a ton of them. Despite the numbers the TNA wrestlers are beating all of their asses. Backstage Hoegan and James Storm and AJ Styles are beating up some Aces and Eights goons. Inside the ring Austin Aries and RVD and Jeff Hardy are beating up some of the gang members... it's like 100 of Aces and Eights members fighting cause more are poppin' up everywhere. Inside the ring like 9 members are beating the hell out of Aries... OH shyt THEY SHATTERED ARIES' ARM WITH A CHAIR SHOT ON A STEEL GUARD RAIL with Bully Ray ironically running them off. Now they are all jumping on their motorcycles and driving away. Looks like the TNA World Heavyweight Champion was their true target, them brawling with the other wrestlers was just a distraction... why the hell did they target Aries? We'll find out next week.
So tonight is once again Open Fight Night Impact, personally I always had mixed feeling about these "open fight night" episodes because they seem too scripted and not enough random fights as they supposed to be, kinda like paying a prostitute to take to your prom as your date... with some make-up and a pretty dress you can fool everyone that she's some random cute broad but later when your fukking her in the backseat of the limo deep inside you know she's still a prostitute. On to the show... oh snap it looks like the trailer for the new season of Sons of Anarchy, the Aces and Eights are rollin' in deep, all they need is some goons rollin' in the Impact Zone in garbage trucks Souled Out style. TNA Gangland: Aces and Eights Edition starts now!
Ha at that "My Champ Is Roode!" fan sign... that's my champ too breh!:sadto: So the entire TNA locker room (which looks like 15 people) comes down to the ring for a big ass brawl. HAHA at Sting saying that he told security to leave the gate wide open.... you act like these nikkas had a hard time breaking in the place before. Sting calls James Storm to come down to the ring to fight, if I was Storm I would tell them all to go fukk themselves for doubting him just like Sting did to WCW decades ago. I see Gunner in the ring... the only way Gunner will stand next to main eventers this year. Oh snap the Aces and Eights coming through the crowd but it's just two members and they are foolish enough to get in the ring and they are getting the shyt beat out of them specifically by Killa Kurtis Angle and James Storm. The masks are off.. I don't know who the hell these motherfukkers are and apparently getting jumped was these dude's initation and according to them the worst is yet to come... what the hell?!
The NEEEEEEEEEEWWW TNA Knockouts Champion Brooke Tessmacher is coming out reppin' that H-Town like a proud PAWG! Tessmacher is calling out her mentor, best friend and lesbian lover (in my mind) Tara out for a match and Tara comes out looking goddamn fine good lawd! So apparently Taryn Terrell is going to be the referee for all knockout matches, she will always be ECW General Manager Tiffany to me. Top notch camerawork for this knockouts match as always... TSC's Stamp of Approval. This match is more athletic than violent, dont know if that's good or bad. A top rope superplex with the float over... Tara wins... good lawd she's just laying on Brooke taking her sweet time getting off of her (told yall lesbia lovers). The teacher beats the student, so I'm assuming this sets up a title match in the future.
Highlights of the Aces and Eights crippling The Pope breaking his shoulder bone getting hurt YET AGAIN, remember when The Pope was the hottest wrestler and future world champion 2 years ago... I can't remember that either. Backstage Boss Sting setting up a 3 Way Dance between the men that was supposed to fight but hadn't yet fought The Pope: RVD, AJ Styles and Robbie E while banning Cardigan Rob Terry from ringside LIKE A BAUCE! Thank you Based God for this blessed pan-up of Christie Hemme announcing this tripple threat match. So Storm, Joe, Van Damn and AJ are the top 4 on the BFG Series leaderboard. Because of AJ Styles and a ton of football players I need to get some custom printed gloves so I can throw up the Roc-a-Fella symbol in style... wait did they say that AJ Styles will have his paternity test revealed later tonight... damn they are really rushing that crackhead baby mama storyline. Damn Styles and Van Dam just straight double teaming Robbie... with him being dead last with 5 points what was the point of being in this damn tournament? FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON STYLES, but Robbie E swoops in and pins RVD for the 7 point win... I'm shocked!
Jeff Hardy coming out looking like a drugged out She-Hulk... seriously Jeff needs to stop doing these abstract nightmarish type of face painting he's been doing that's just not cute *pause*. So instead of calling out someone in the BFG Series Tournament for points he decides to call out Cardigan Rob Terry... what?! TNA Batista is betting the hell out of Jeff, even Taz and Mike Tenay is calling Jeff a dumbass for this move. Well we know how this goes... TWIST OF FATE... SWANTON BOMB... HARDY WINS! Waste of a match Jeff, could have had extra point, if Meth was on the line I bet you anything he would have called out Walter White. Backstage comic book villains Kaz and Daniels with Appletini in hand saying they are going reveal something shocking during the paternity reveal next.
Sting backstage in front of the camera acting like a crazy jackass, Sting needs to cool his crazy ass out. Highlights of the Dixie Carter/AJ Styles lust affair that took a Vince Russo swerve leading to Clair Lynch apparently being the baby daddy of the crackhead's baby that leads us to tonight leading to a paternity test. Inside the ring Jeremy Borash playing the role of Maury Povich calling AJ Styles to the ring wearing a ill t-shirt I need to get with an old school Don West "Brown Bag Special". Styles basically apologizing for participating in this stupid ass storyline, he claims he don't remember that night with Clair but if the test shows that he's the father of the baby he will "Do The Right Thing Like Spike Lee" and take care of his responsibilities.
Damn Kaz and Daniels come out and says that dead beat dads like Styles are the reasons why we have the horrible "B A STAR" bully campaigns. So apparently Clair is not in the Impact Zone but in a Florida hospital possibly having a miscarriage aka writing her out of this storyline... goddamn it TNA, worst storyline of the year. Oh snap Clair's attorney comes in the ring (here comes another Vince Russo swerve) and reads the statement that Kaz and Daniels made Clair drug Styles with roofies allowing Clair to take blackmail photos... and she's not even pregnant and asking for his forgivness. Damn they just deaded this damn storyline in an instant, and now AJ Styles tries to whoop their asses but they fled. So lets recap: James Storm was accused of being the leader of Aces and Eights and that was proven false. Then AJ Styles was accused of being a father but that was proven false... SO WHAT WAS THE DAMN POINT OF DIXIE AND AJ STYLES SNEAKING AROUND IN HOTEL ROOMS?! I'm assuming Bryan Alvares is screaming "MINUS FIVE STARS!" and losing his mind somewhere.
Backstage two members of Aces and Eights walking around but Sting and a barking Ho Kogan just beat them down with a wippleball bat... OH shyt THE RETURN OF HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN, 4 Life Brotha! Interviews of past Gut Check winner Alex Silva training in OVW... hopefully TNA New Nexus coming soon. Now it's time for this weeks Gut Check participant Kris Lewie, after seeing his highlight package earlier he needs this contract to feed all of his damn kids... but AJ Styles don't have to worry about new mouths to feed (seriously worse storyline of the year). Uh Oh this rookie is going to have to face Gunner... Chavo is not around so he gonna take all his mexican hating frustration out on the rookie. Taz already hating on commentary, he'll be hating some more next week during the judging process. As for my opinion, Kris Lewie is al'ight but I'm not impressed. Gunner Wins... not shocking, I'm predicting that this man is not going to get a contract but then again somehow Alex Silva got a contract so we'll see.
Backstage O.D.B shaking her t*ts hungry for beer and fried chicken.. my dream woman. In the ring Mr. Glass Anderson wrestling his last BFG Series Match against "Calfzilla" Bully Ray. Point-wise both men need to try to get a submission 10 point victory if they want to get a 4th place spot to qualify for the BFG Series Finals at No Surrender... it's all or nothing. Both of these dudes are beating the hell out of heach other, meanwhile backstage TNA wrestlers are beating the hell out of some Aces and Eights gang members... as usual multiple things are happening at once. Both of these guys keep going for pinfalls but THEY NEED A SUBMISSION WIN FOR 10 POINTS! Anderson counters the Bully Cutter and turns it into a Mic Check for the 7 points... but as I said before since this was Anderson's last match 7 points is not enough to be one of the Final Four WHICH IS WHY I KEPT SCREAMING TO GO FOR A SUMBISSION! MINUS FIVE STARS! A video of the leader of the Aces and Eights stating that the worst is yet to come, I still don't understand what the hell is happening cause all night long Aces and Eights have been getting their asses kick but I guess this is what Bane meant when he said "You victory will be your defeat!"
So Sting and the entire locker room comming back to ring after an entire night of whooping Aces and Eight's asses calling them out yet again. The crowd screaming for Hogan... and I'm noticing Hogan is not out there with them. Aces and Eights coming down from all sides and fight with the TNA wrestlers... this time it looks like more than 8 wrestlers it's a ton of them. Despite the numbers the TNA wrestlers are beating all of their asses. Backstage Hoegan and James Storm and AJ Styles are beating up some Aces and Eights goons. Inside the ring Austin Aries and RVD and Jeff Hardy are beating up some of the gang members... it's like 100 of Aces and Eights members fighting cause more are poppin' up everywhere. Inside the ring like 9 members are beating the hell out of Aries... OH shyt THEY SHATTERED ARIES' ARM WITH A CHAIR SHOT ON A STEEL GUARD RAIL with Bully Ray ironically running them off. Now they are all jumping on their motorcycles and driving away. Looks like the TNA World Heavyweight Champion was their true target, them brawling with the other wrestlers was just a distraction... why the hell did they target Aries? We'll find out next week.
Daylito, tell me you weren't 
at how they just dipped at the end 
at how they just dipped at the end
Daylito, tell me you weren't
I was like
when I saw that. I hadn't seen goons fight and dipped like that since I watched The Warriors.
I was like
I literally woke up in the middle of the night, thought of "Placental Disruption" and laughed myself back to sleep.
Hopefully we all get to disrupt some placentas this weekend
