[8/10] WWE Monday Night Raw thread: Inspired by 123 Kid vs. Bret Hart

[TheGreatShowtime]

Anyone see Ronda Rousey's AMA on Reddit? Someone asked her how big Batista's dikk is. She answered with this:

I don't know but I'd imagine that Bluetista has a lot of patience. ;)

 

[JoogJoint]

Sheamus you stole that from The Coli.

 

[Zero]

Man this nikka Shamus got wind chimes on his face

Stop the madness

 

[Norrin Radd]

You better read that fine print Green Arrow

The fine print says Big Show gets to cameo in an episode of Arrow

 

[Rain]

Oh so Sheamus is gonna interfere. There goes the main event

 

[trick]

How about I pay 0.00 you c*nt

#StreamTeam

 

[TR7]

What Cody wanted his pops to see, its gonna happen

So…when I dreamed up a potential match, a crossover affair if you will; it was my intention to sit you and Mommy in the front row surrounded by hopefully 19,000 strong…and you could see. You could see that I was special. That I could stand in your company, and stand outside of your giant shadow and not feel ashamed.
But that vision, it can’t happen exactly like that anymore. You had to go.
I am deeply influenced by comic books. I genuinely consider them my education since I forwent that whole wrestling-scholarship thing. I told the very talented current writer of DC Comics’ Batman, Scott Snyder, that to our family…you were Batman. Damn that sounds silly. Its true though…with all our extended mess(Godfathers, uncles, a cousin timekeeper, a gorgeous host/wife, two sons, several proteges, etc. all in the same business) we are the Batman family.
And you let me be your Robin.
So what do you want me to do now?? The head of the table is empty. I am not ready to let the sun go down on you. My compass just spinning madly.
A few days after we lost you, I was tasked with the unfortunate duty of going through your cellphone to find various numbers, so that we could invite them to the service. And there it was…
Your lock-screen.
It was a picture.
It was Stardust in a heated stare-down with The CW’S most valuable player Stephen “The Green Arrow” Amell.
“…finish what you start Kid…”
And thats why I sent you know who Monday. And I’m sure when he drew that first line of paint down his face, his throat rised and his eyes might of watered a bit. Leave it all out in the ring, my gift to you. And I know the man who secretly wanted to pit himself against Joe Frazier after Starrcade 84’ would get a real kick out of this.

 

[AJtheOne]

JoJo

 

[September]

Roman probably has 'Nam-esque flashbacks every time he hears MITB

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

That concussion getting to Sheamus

 

[BrehWyatt]

Jojo is so tiny, cute and

have mercy.

 

[patscorpio]

at you look stupid

 

[Jmare007]

He the real MVP

 

[MartyMcFly]

Who the fukk is this arrow nikka?

He some new teeny bopper hero nikka like....

You don't know these streets belong to Al Sah-Him?

 

[g-ice]

What if he brought out Dig-L?


Also, this really made me feel stupid as a grown man to know they're booking this as stardust and Barrett vs the red arrow and the green arrow. Really? Is this make believe land now?

Yes...yes it is!!