So, inspired by this thread, I watched Gargano/Cole, fully knowing that I hated the previous 2/3 falls match.
I legitimately hope those two never wrestle again, and that Gargano never main events another show. Even going back to when I actually watched WWE content regularly, each Gargano "main event" style match plays out about the same. Lil homie turns into Jason Voorhees, because you can't kill him or keep him down. To the point where it flat out gets ridiculous and comical, in a bad way. It goes from building suspense over how the match will end to you eventually just wondering out of exhaustion how and when the match will finally be over. When McGuiness and Ranallo started openly calling for the match to end, from the presentation standpoint, it was meant to raise the stakes, but it felt like even they were ready for this to wrap up.
This also establishes that A: not even NXT has a grasp on how to book a face to lose a big match without looking weak, or like a fukking idiot, and B: Gargano is the biggest idiot of said group of idiots. Homie loses the first fall on purpose by DQ, then proceeds to not immediately win the second fall (because the second fall absolutely HAD to go a solid 20), and then goes out of his way to get the barbed wire in the third fall, only for it to backfire on him, and directly lead to the loss.
This was a damn near 50 minute match the realistically could've gotten everything done and been more effective in like, 30. Just pure self indulgence from top to bottom.
Also, as a side note: whoever said they needed to add Beth Phoenix instead of just letting them rock with just McGuiness/Ranallo needs to get the fukk out. Homegirl is trash, and I don't even like shytting on announcers like that.